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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
 Posted - 01/23/2007 : 12:04:03
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html
Scientology has officially named Cruise its Christ-esque prophet, hoping he will become worshipped as the bringer of truth.
I think Im gonna need a puke bucket for my internet surfing.
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Starman
SFN Regular
Sweden
1613 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2007 : 12:56:55 [Permalink]
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| I have some nails..... |
"Any religion that makes a form of torture into an icon that they worship seems to me a pretty sick sort of religion quite honestly"
-- Terry Jones |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2007 : 13:00:39 [Permalink]
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But, isn't The Sun, well, a fake newspaper? I mean, like Moonscape News, but without the acknowledgement of the lies?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
3192 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2007 : 13:05:44 [Permalink]
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| Oh its right up there with the journal Nature, with regards to the use of english. Credability, not so much. |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 01/23/2007 : 13:43:14 [Permalink]
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| The only redeeming feature of that "newspaper" is page 3. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2007 : 16:47:24 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Starman
I have some nails.....
I've got some wooden planks from Krypton. Got them at a Nerdy Superman convention. The question is: Will he rise from the dead, or just fade into legend like Elvis, Ceasar, Alexander the Great, and Jesus? Only one way to find out! |
Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson
[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink
Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
Marge: Well... um.... [goes outside to jump on tampoline with Homer.] |
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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 01/23/2007 : 16:48:53 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by HalfMooner
But, isn't The Sun, well, a fake newspaper? I mean, like Moonscape News, but without the acknowledgement of the lies?
Yes, its either that or Kils avatar can get him sued by bat boy! (actually from World News I believe...) Shouldn't this be in humor? |
Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
- Homer Simpson
[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink
Lisa: Yes, but wouldn't you rather know the truth than to delude yourself for happiness?
Marge: Well... um.... [goes outside to jump on tampoline with Homer.] |
| Edited by - Neurosis on 01/23/2007 16:49:35 |
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