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Orwellingly Yurz
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 Posted - 01/24/2007 : 22:47:25
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YO! I can just barely balance my check book, let alone do any rocket science, but I think the following is just 'bout right.
DENSEST ELEMENT
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the
densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named
"Bushcronium. " Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol for Bushcronium is "W."
Bushcronium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly
interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant
deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming isodopes. This
characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." When
catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons.
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"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith
If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan
The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty
"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde
"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus
"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus
"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde |
Edited by - Orwellingly Yurz on 01/24/2007 22:47:58
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
529 Posts |
Posted - 01/24/2007 : 23:37:02 [Permalink]
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YO! One of my 'deceptive' friends sent the Densest Element bit to me. I'll give him a piece of mind. Thanks for setting me straight. But did you laugh?
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"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith
If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan
The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty
"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde
"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus
"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus
"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 01/25/2007 : 02:22:53 [Permalink]
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I laughed. Stolen or not, it was good. Steal from the best, and ignore the rest.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2007 : 08:15:32 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Orwellingly Yurz
But did you laugh?
Not really. I was already familiar with the earlier versions, and the Bushcronium changes eliminate the humor when the Democrats are in power. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
529 Posts |
Posted - 01/25/2007 : 12:50:42 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave W.
"...and the Bushcronium changes eliminate the humor when the Democrats are in power.
YO, I agree, but it's less pertinent and less funny...and the Democrats don't have, yet, an Administration in D.C.; just the Republican'ts. But I'd vote for Chuck Hagel to be president, anyway. He's the John Kerry of the GOP.
OY! |
"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith
If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
--Bob Dylan
The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty
"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde
"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus
"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus
"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
--Oscar Wilde |
| Edited by - Orwellingly Yurz on 01/25/2007 12:51:40 |
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