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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 02/25/2007 : 04:17:16
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Where, oh where is the Council for National Policy when they are desperately needed? They should go to Australia and put an immediate stop to the outrageous girl-girl action that is directly causing the moral breakdown of the entire subcontenant.
Yes, they should go at once, and scotch these evil-doers over there before we have to do it at home!
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Strewth! Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation
By Roger Dobson
Published: 25 February 2007
Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.
The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.
Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.
"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas."
On the other hand, unlike most lesbians, they're letting the guys watch.... It might be a fun trip for CNP. They might even decide to stay.... 
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
 Posted - 02/25/2007 : 06:36:59 [Permalink]
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2007 : 14:38:56 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas."
Damn, and they're pole dancing too? I wonder if they need an agent...
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Neurosis
SFN Regular
USA
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2007 : 15:16:31 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JohnOAS
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Originally posted by filthy
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas."
Damn, and they're pole dancing too? I wonder if they need an agent...
Maybe its a Koala strip joint and we are just misinterpretting. Is there also a pile of Bamboo at their feet and some males dangling leaves? |
Facts! Pssh, you can prove anything even remotely true with facts.
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[God] is an infinite nothing from nowhere with less power over our universe than the secretary of agriculture.
- Prof. Frink
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2007 : 16:32:24 [Permalink]
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 02/25/2007 : 18:15:49 [Permalink]
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Fascinating stuff, Fil! The Koalas are interesting too. Hey, Neur: Koalas eat eucalyptus leaves. I suspect you are thinking of pandas. Same difference.
Funny that Ahmanson seems to be on the Council for National Policy. I wonder who the Moonie rep on the Council is? I don't know an easy way to cross-reference and find out. Two of Moon's close evangelist buddies are (apparently) members, Falwell and LaHaye. Ahmanson's got Moonie Jonathan Wells as a DI Senior Fellow (an AIDS virus denier, like his UC mentor, Phillip E. Johnson, himself Program Advisor of DI's Center for Science and Culture, lead author of the Wedge Strategy, and author of the Santorum Amendment).
Maybe Moon is a member of the council himself. It's those guys like Moon and Ahmanson, who throw billions around, that you should keep an eye on.
Oh, Edwin Meese shows up as both an Adjuct Fellow of DI and on the Council.
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 02:02:29 [Permalink]
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My female dog humps my male dog. It's the oddest thing. I think she'd be gay if there was a female dog around. The timing is what makes it so odd. She'll do it every time she gets dried off with a towel. Seriously.
They love towel drying whether after a bath or after coming in out of the rain. And if you do it for a few minutes or more, they both get frisky and playful with each other. Then Annie humps Jeffy. It's so funny. I can't figure out if it's because he's tried to do the same to her or whether it's some natural behavior for female dogs. I've never seen another female dog do that.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 02/26/2007 : 11:43:03 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by beskeptigal
My female dog humps my male dog. It's the oddest thing. I think she'd be gay if there was a female dog around. The timing is what makes it so odd. She'll do it every time she gets dried off with a towel. Seriously.
They love towel drying whether after a bath or after coming in out of the rain. And if you do it for a few minutes or more, they both get frisky and playful with each other. Then Annie humps Jeffy. It's so funny. I can't figure out if it's because he's tried to do the same to her or whether it's some natural behavior for female dogs. I've never seen another female dog do that.
In dogs, it's also a dominance thing. Annie's the dominant dog, I'd suppose, right?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 14:01:24 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by beskeptigal
My female dog humps my male dog. It's the oddest thing. I think she'd be gay if there was a female dog around. The timing is what makes it so odd. She'll do it every time she gets dried off with a towel. Seriously.
They love towel drying whether after a bath or after coming in out of the rain. And if you do it for a few minutes or more, they both get frisky and playful with each other. Then Annie humps Jeffy. It's so funny. I can't figure out if it's because he's tried to do the same to her or whether it's some natural behavior for female dogs. I've never seen another female dog do that.
A friend's dog has the same "attraction" to towels. Wave one in front of him (the dog, that is) and it will immediately get a hard-on and try to shag the rag. Great party-trick. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 15:33:30 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
...In dogs, it's also a dominance thing. Annie's the dominant dog, I'd suppose, right?
Heavens No! Quite the opposite. She is one of those afraid of your shadows dogs. Jeffy is the opposite in demeanor and is at least 5 pounds heavier despite them being from the same litter. It still could be dominant behavior driven. When they play fight he lets her win sometimes.
So how does towel drying make them want to play?
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
3834 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2007 : 15:34:40 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Hawks
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A friend's dog has the same "attraction" to towels. Wave one in front of him (the dog, that is) and it will immediately get a hard-on and try to shag the rag. Great party-trick.
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