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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Stygma
New Member
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 Posted - 02/01/2002 : 21:16:43 [Permalink]
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Wow, they finally caught on to that scheme! Dastardly, cunning God. And He would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that pesky judicial branch.
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Physiofly
Skeptic Friend
USA
90 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2002 : 23:51:05 [Permalink]
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Rumor has it that the CEO (AKA da Pope) of the Catholic Church, a holy owned subsidiary of God Inc., has hired Arthur Andersen to audit their assets prior to the break-up.
"Be careful about reading health books. You might die of a misprint." - Mark Twain
Edited by - physiofly on 02/01/2002 23:52:16
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Megan
Skeptic Friend
USA
163 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2002 : 18:25:06 [Permalink]
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How can people file a law suit against *God* like that?? It makes no sense to fight for something that can't even be proven
~Megan~
"If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead." - Zandermann |
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 02/03/2002 : 17:06:10 [Permalink]
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Megan - the Onion is a parody newspaper. Take a peek through some of the other articles sometime. 
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There is no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've known. Sagan |
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James
SFN Regular
USA
754 Posts |
Posted - 02/03/2002 : 18:20:34 [Permalink]
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Megan - the Onion is a parody newspaper. Take a peek through some of the other articles sometime.
Heck, some of their religious stories make much more sense than do real life religious stories from the news.
"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your common sense." -Buddha |
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Espritch
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 02/03/2002 : 19:38:23 [Permalink]
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How can people file a law suit against *God* like that?? It makes no sense to fight for something that can't even be proven
They would probably have to file the motion in a moot court. 
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