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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 03/17/2002 : 18:23:25 [Permalink]
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"Baby, it took me six days to make the Earth, but I can make you
the happiest woman alive in half an hour."
(Whit Watson, West Hartford, CT)
That's IT!? Half an hour? Yeesh! Think he needs to learn somethings.
or get to a gym and work on that stanima. I mean he was able to go six days of heavy labor long ago. Now he's out after a half hour? Gee, I can beat that easy! 
I'm not too sure that he'd improve enough even then. I mean, how many times has he actually done anything physical and not in, at least, the last 2000 years. He's way too far out of practice.
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Good one. I personally like "you got a little Irish in you? No? Would you like some?"
Only if it's Irish Whiskey.
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...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young |
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