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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
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 Posted - 08/13/2008 : 19:11:27
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| The one observation you can make about this whole business, because he (John Lott Jr.) proved it. I mean, it's -- the growth of government started like crazy when women got the right to vote. Which just proves: Size does matter to 'em. - Rush Limbaugh, June 2 2008 |
I've made an exhaustive study and I think he's on to something here. Did you know the following facts?
In the tens of thousands of years before women got the vote, not a single space shuttle crashed. It's been less than a century since they've been able to mark their ballots and already we've lost two shuttles.
Before women got the vote there were no scientologists.
Since women's suffrage was achieved internet kiddie-porn has increased at an alarming rate.
Two words - global warming.
I don't know about you folks, but my wife is going to be restricted in her political activities from now on.
Discuss.
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Bailey's second law; There is no relationship between the three virtues of intelligence, education, and wisdom.
You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2008 : 22:22:30 [Permalink]
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I'm still working on the fact that just enough news happens every day to fill all the world's newspapers.
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 08/14/2008 : 03:25:14 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
The reduction in the number of pirates over time correlates with the increase in global temperatures.
See here.
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Ah, but I fear that FSM is referring to the Caribbean pirates, who, since the Dread Pirate Roberts, lamentably, went the way of all flesh, has been in serious decline. Elsewhere the practice flourishes & prospers, quite possibly coordinating with the rise in water temperatures and conservative philosophies.
Limbaugh is a semi-amusing ass with a get-it-up problem and possibly sexual orientation issues. But he is correct in that since the 19th Amendment was ratified, women have wrought many changes. I am certain that this dreadful mistake is directly responsible for shorter skirts, blender drinks, an increase in house cat populations, art by by Vargas, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Harry Potter and Paris Hilton, et al.
And I see no way to correct this problem. 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2008 : 07:33:44 [Permalink]
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Well, yesterday Limbtard blamed the Edwards affair on... Elizabeth Edwards. He went on for several minutes about how she is more intelligent than her husband, and ended with (paraphrasing here) how maybe Edwards was looking for a woman who did something with her mouth besides talk.
Seriously, he said that, on the radio, live.
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/14/2008 : 10:57:55 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dude
Well, yesterday Limbtard blamed the Edwards affair on... Elizabeth Edwards. He went on for several minutes about how she is more intelligent than her husband, and ended with (paraphrasing here) how maybe Edwards was looking for a woman who did something with her mouth besides talk.
Seriously, he said that, on the radio, live.
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Rush gets his fat, lying ass kicked. "What better prepubescent dream of genital-waving dominance over all the women in the world, than to blame the intelligence of a woman for her husband's infidelity," MSNBC's Keith Olbermann said on Countdown. "What a pure sentiment to share with the less well recompensed losers who comprise your audience than to dismiss their failures as husbands -- as men, Rush -- on the woman.
"I mean even these days three divorces is a lot," Olbermann continued, referring to Limbaugh's own failed adventures with love. "A $38 million salary and the guy can't keep the same woman. Gotta be the woman's fault right?"
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Unfortunately, it was only a figurative ass-kicking, no where near what my size 13 might have accomplished, but it'll have to do until mine or someone else's boondocker treads upon his fundament in a more authoritative way.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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