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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 11/19/2008 : 07:54:21
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Yessir, he's a'comin' with his six-pistols blazin', on a palomino stallion that's snortin' fire, baby! Obama might just as well hang it all up 'cause the jig is up. He needs to pack his rags and go hide in some ghetto dumpster and stay as out of sight as any scared rat can! Hell, ol' 'Bammy just might find his narrow ass deported over this....
Oh,wait...... it's only Alan Keyes again. 
SACRAMENTO, Calif.- A former opponent of Barack Obama's has come back to haunt him over questions regarding Obama's citizenship.
According to a press release from the American Independent Party, former presidential candidate Alan Keyes and other members of the party have filed suit in California Superior Court in Sacramento to stop the state from giving its electoral votes to President-elect Barack Obama until documentary evidence is provided to prove Obama is indeed a natural born citizen of the United States. A copy of the writ can be found here.
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Ahem:
Sorry Al,but it's old news long discounted as nonsense.
But don't let that stop you; we need the chuckles. 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
 Posted - 11/19/2008 : 21:23:10 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Yessir, he's a'comin' with his six-pistols blazin', on a palomino stallion that's snortin' fire, baby! Obama might just as well hang it all up 'cause the jig is up. He needs to pack his rags and go hide in some ghetto dumpster and stay as out of sight as any scared rat can! Hell, ol' 'Bammy just might find his narrow ass deported over this....
Oh,wait...... it's only Alan Keyes again.
SACRAMENTO, Calif.- A former opponent of Barack Obama's has come back to haunt him over questions regarding Obama's citizenship.
According to a press release from the American Independent Party, former presidential candidate Alan Keyes and other members of the party have filed suit in California Superior Court in Sacramento to stop the state from giving its electoral votes to President-elect Barack Obama until documentary evidence is provided to prove Obama is indeed a natural born citizen of the United States. A copy of the writ can be found here.
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Ahem:
Sorry Al,but it's old news long discounted as nonsense.
But don't let that stop you; we need the chuckles.
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Oh, Keyes is still pissed that Barack handed his ass to him in the Illinois Senate race. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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Simon
SFN Regular
USA
1992 Posts |
Posted - 11/19/2008 : 21:55:50 [Permalink]
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But look at the bottom! It's clearly written: 'Any alterations invalidate this certificate'.
Now look up, somebody blackened out the certificate number.
Therefore, the certificate is now invalid and Obama birth have been revoked.
Having never been born, he is therefore no longer older than 23 (or whatever the minimum age is for being elected president).
Although, his new found status has a prolonged foetus may appeal to the pro-life movement, so it might not be a wise move from the opposition. |
Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Carl Sagan - 1996 |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 11/22/2008 : 02:05:11 [Permalink]
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Uh, isn't Alan Keyes the guy who ran for President this year as the candidate of the American Independence Party? Isn't that the party formerly headed by Alabama segregationist George Wallace?
I've heard Keyes referred to as an "Uncle Tom." But wouldn't a better analogy for Keyes (assuming the Uncle Tom's Cabin as a common source) be Simon Legree? Uncle Tom, after all, was a gentle, guileless person, and not a maniac. Not so, Simon Legree -- or Alan Keyes.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Rejoice Republicans, your savior arrives!
