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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
1370 Posts |
 Posted - 11/30/2008 : 08:42:54
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From another board I frequent:
Dear Fellow Constituent:
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the
planning stages and accepting donations. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under
construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to
remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't
even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let
you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has
been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no
ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first
visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and
sometimes fifth visit.)
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed
location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of
your favorite Republican Senators.
The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic
8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff, Co-Chair
G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors
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You fiend! Never have I encountered such corrupt and foul-minded perversity! Have you ever considered a career in the Church? - The Bishop of Bath and Wells, Blackadder II
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2008 : 13:00:11 [Permalink]
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And the Mission Accomplished Room, where you get to wear a flight suit arraigned to make you look like you have a package?
And the My Pet Goat Room where you get to do nothing before running away in panic.
Damn, it's endless, isn't it?
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2008 : 13:15:45 [Permalink]
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Lets not forget The Press Room that can only be entered by those carrying a Fox News press pass.
And the Constitution Room, which contains a "Goddamn piece of paper" under glass.
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2008 : 14:44:14 [Permalink]
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| The Room of Bushism for hours of gaffs and laughs. Don't forget to visit the gift shop for your own calendar of daily humor. |
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2008 : 14:55:21 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Kil
Lets not forget The Press Room that can only be entered by those carrying a Fox News press pass.
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Unless you happen to be a gay prostitute and your name is Jeff Gannon. Then you scarcly need a pass at all....
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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George W. Bush Library
