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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 01/02/2009 : 17:03:34
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Produce labels are an art form, with results ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous. Wouldn't you know that sooner or later I'd get around to messing with them? These efforts should be as easy to ignore as my "Mormonads" stuff.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/02/2009 17:11:50
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2009 : 18:51:16 [Permalink]
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This reminds me of one of the characters in "The Gangs of New York."
"Don't Worry" has to be the dumbest brand name, evah.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2009 : 21:16:43 [Permalink]
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This label actually had a picture of an innocent child, under the banner, "Skeezer."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/02/2009 21:21:24 |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/02/2009 : 22:34:58 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
"That's snow owl!"
Hehehe.
"You think it's candy, but it snot."
| Thanks, but that idea was stolen by me from Penn Jillette and crew. In the early 1970's, he, Teller, and Some Other Guy were The Aspagus Valley Cultural Association, doing comedy and magic on Broadway in San Francisco. Penn says he's going to pull a rare Snow Leopard from a hat. Out comes a white rabbit. Some Other Guy says, "That's snow leopard!"
Then I got to secure Teller into a straitjacket.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/02/2009 22:38:12 |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 00:15:58 [Permalink]
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 00:26:33 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Thanks, but that idea was stolen by me from Penn Jillette and crew. | Oh, I'm sure it's much older than that. I have little doubt that the snot joke it reminded me of is almost as old as the word "snot." That's all I was remarking on. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail) Evidently, I rock! Why not question something for a change? Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 00:34:35 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Thanks, but that idea was stolen by me from Penn Jillette and crew. | Oh, I'm sure it's much older than that. I have little doubt that the snot joke it reminded me of is almost as old as the word "snot." That's all I was remarking on.
| I wasn't trying to be defensive. Just giving proper citation when I recall it. Being an old geezer, I'm especially inclined to do so when there's a story to tell. Much as I say (and sometimes imagine) that I hate puns, reality says I love 'em.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 01:42:19 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Ricky
Dave's comment served an additional purpose... cluing in those of us from a more recent generation.
| Ricky, I rather doubt that all of your "more recent generation" is so slow.
But then, I have been wrong once or twice. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 14:02:10 [Permalink]
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The first of this group I leave unaltered and uncommented.
Damn! I had this one as "Blue Lagoon" originally, and had to redo it. Another elder moment.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/03/2009 16:38:58 |
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Chippewa
SFN Regular
USA
1496 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 14:31:10 [Permalink]
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HalfMooner - The Snooty Tribe salutes you! These are great.
P.S. I think I know what's next: WWII bomber squadron aircraft nose art. I understand that some of those B17s and B24s sported some pretty obscure artwork. (Though unfortunately lost in combat, this is one of my favorites. Other kids built models of the Memphis Belle, for me this was it.) |
Diversity, independence, innovation and imagination are progressive concepts ultimately alien to the conservative mind.
"TAX AND SPEND" IS GOOD! (TAX: Wealthy corporations who won't go poor even after taxes. SPEND: On public works programs, education, the environment, improvements.) |
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 15:34:16 [Permalink]
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Well done, Halfmooner! Many would make ideal fridge magnets. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?" -Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 16:21:31 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Chippewa
HalfMooner - The Snooty Tribe salutes you! These are great.
P.S. I think I know what's next: WWII bomber squadron aircraft nose art. I understand that some of those B17s and B24s sported some pretty obscure artwork. (Though unfortunately lost in combat, this is one of my favorites. Other kids built models of the Memphis Belle, for me this was it.)
| LOL! Thanks, Chip!
I was hoping the context of that one would overcome any immediate offense. Down in San Diego County, where my sister's family lives, their immediate neighbors are the Sycuan tribe. Not only has their casino operation been successful, they have bought some major real estate in San Diego, including the US Grant Hotel. Every member of that tiny tribe is a millionaire several times over, and the tribe itself is collectively even richer. The Sycuan are also major benefactors in charitable work amongst their neighboring white-eyes and buffalo people. "Snooty Injuns" I don't know, but they are certainly well positioned to be so if they wished.
Thanks for the nose art link (that bomber must have been unheated) and the idea! Doubtless, I'll run that into the ground, as well.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/03/2009 16:47:12 |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 16:24:56 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Randy
Well done, Halfmooner! Many would make ideal fridge magnets.
| Thank you very much, Randy! That's a good idea, but I don't know how to upload magnets to SFN's server.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 01/03/2009 : 16:43:28 [Permalink]
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Mooner, here's some more nose art ideas. Check the index... http://www.90thbombgroup.org/noseart.htm |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?" -Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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