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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/12/2009 : 07:41:43
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It's linky-clicking time again! JANUARY 2009 WEB CLEANSING
Friends in Christ,
We all know the internet is a vile and filthy place. With a click of the mouse, tally-whackers and hoochies are being thrust into our Godly faces around every corner! I stand at the front lines, protecting our flock with a shield of righteousness spattered with the feces and urine of hooligans who hurl their pornographic smut like Palestinians throwing broken bottles and stones into God's Holy army of Israelites.
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As I doubted I'd catch anybody on this one, I'm playing it straight. It's from Landover Baptist and the good pastor of that fine institution should be an inspiration to us all.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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River Otter
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 01/12/2009 : 14:02:30 [Permalink]
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Did you see the advertisement at the bottom of the page? It shows some chick with big tits wearing a tank top. The advertisement says Gifts that are Sacred and yet sexy. Valentines day must honor Christ.
Does the hypocrocy never end? |
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. -Cicero
Brother, You say there is but one way to worship and serve the Great Spirit. If there is but one religion, why do you white people differ so much about it? Why not all agree, as you can all read the book. -Sagoyewatha,(Red Jacket) - Chief and great orator of the six nations. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 01/12/2009 : 17:38:03 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by River Otter
Did you see the advertisement at the bottom of the page? It shows some chick with big tits wearing a tank top. The advertisement says Gifts that are Sacred and yet sexy. Valentines day must honor Christ.
Does the hypocrocy never end?
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Aha! A Landover noobie!  Go here to get the whole thing. Several of us are members, including myself, although I haven't been active in some time.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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River Otter
Skeptic Friend
USA
67 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2009 : 17:45:37 [Permalink]
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<b>Sadly, the Atheists nowadays are learning some tricks from us Christians. Their women actually wear make-up now and are easier on the eyes than they used to be.<b/?
It is funny that this is mentioned. About two weeks ago, I observed in some of Atheist websites, that most of the people there, where once Christians. I actually feel like a life long non-religious minority.
This Saturday I went to my Atheist meet up group and put this hypothesis to a test. There were fourteen people who attended. When I asked the group how many of them were once religious, nine of them raised their hands. Two came from the Jewish religion and seven where christians including one preacherman who preached for 10 years and has been Atheist for about the same time.
I would love to share this with Landover. Reckon I should? |
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know. -Cicero
Brother, You say there is but one way to worship and serve the Great Spirit. If there is but one religion, why do you white people differ so much about it? Why not all agree, as you can all read the book. -Sagoyewatha,(Red Jacket) - Chief and great orator of the six nations. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2009 : 19:20:06 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by River Otter
<b>Sadly, the Atheists nowadays are learning some tricks from us Christians. Their women actually wear make-up now and are easier on the eyes than they used to be.<b/?
It is funny that this is mentioned. About two weeks ago, I observed in some of Atheist websites, that most of the people there, where once Christians. I actually feel like a life long non-religious minority.
This Saturday I went to my Atheist meet up group and put this hypothesis to a test. There were fourteen people who attended. When I asked the group how many of them were once religious, nine of them raised their hands. Two came from the Jewish religion and seven where christians including one preacherman who preached for 10 years and has been Atheist for about the same time.
I would love to share this with Landover. Reckon I should?
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Um, I wouldn't. Study those forums carefully before you post on them. Don't forget, these folks are spoofers and they're good at it. Otherwise, enjoy!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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Pastor Deacon Fred, cleaning up the web
