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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 01/16/2009 : 23:35:52
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Something Awful has the story. If you like your humor a bit dark, this may suit. A taste: Team,
I'm sure many of you have heard the rumor that my recent weight loss is due to pancreatic cancer. As Macworld draws closer (requiring more and more of our undivided attention and hard work), I want you to know that this could not be further from the truth.
As I plan on announcing to the public this afternoon, my weight loss is in no way related to cancer. It is, instead, the result of a hormone imbalance. This imabalance has caused my entire body to continually tilt to the left, making it extremely difficult to walk to the refrigerator, much less shovel a spoonful of macaroni and cheese into my yapper. |
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 01/16/2009 23:36:26
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Steve Jobs Health Updates For Apple Employees
