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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 02/06/2009 : 04:35:00
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I really don't know if this is a spoof or not. If not and he accepts, it will probably be the first honest gig he's ever had, although I'd suggest that the store keep a careful, running inventory of it's stock.
Former presidents get a pretty good retirement package, but there's nothing wrong with getting out of the house and earning a little extra scratch. If George W. Bush wants some useful occupation for those long, post-presidential workdays, Dallas' own Elliott's Hardware has an offer ready: Come be our greeter!
Elliott's advises of the offer in a press release, but they assure us that they have already directly appealed for the former president and new Highland Park resident directly:
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Hmm. I wonder what other positions the little maggot is qualified for. Lessee, there's always Honey Dipper. That should be right up his, er, alley. Or perhaps a stint as a Volcano Tester's Assistant might be suitable for the upwardly mobile ex-prez on the go.
Ok, I made that last one up, but it's kinda fun to speculate as to what this chronic loser might be able to do without fucking up the world.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
 Posted - 02/06/2009 : 05:28:38 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
...it's kinda fun to speculate as to what this chronic loser might be able to do without fucking up the world. |
You know that were he to accept the greeter job at Elliott's, Bush would soon be declaring the Home Depot to be a dire threat, against which a preemptive strike is justified. |
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Bush can haz job!
