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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 04/01/2009 : 02:18:15
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Claimed that the experience was so devastating that it actually changed his accent. While man on wombat, or, in this case; wombat on man, love is not illegal in NZ, there is the cross-species homosexuality/bestiality aspect to consider. But as the wombat was the aggressor, those charges were not filed. The wombat remains at large and the public has been warned.
I wonder if Fred Phelps and James Dobson know about this.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Edited by - filthy on 04/01/2009 02:19:29
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 04/01/2009 : 02:50:05 [Permalink]
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Hmmm... "A New Zealand man who claimed he was raped by a wombat and that the experience left him speaking with an Australian accent has been found guilty of wasting police time."
Next in the dock, defendant Filthy.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2009 : 05:29:54 [Permalink]
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Yeah, yeah. I know. What happened was that I'd forgotten that April Fool's Day was fast approaching. I finally remembered, but this was the best I could do on short notice.
The give-away, of course, is that there are no aardvarks in New Zealand. That fair land also suffers a dearth of wombats, alas.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2009 : 08:22:30 [Permalink]
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Yeah, me, too, except I didn't come up with anything at all for this glorious day.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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On fire for Christ
SFN Regular
Norway
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Posted - 04/03/2009 : 11:37:25 [Permalink]
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New Zealand man savagely raped by wombat!
