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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 06/04/2009 : 03:29:41
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Agricultural products "responsible for all human suffering" say celexperts
Hollywood, California (SNN) June 4, 2009 -- The alternative health advocacy group Americans for Learning Truth (ALT) today announced a massive educational program which "squarely places the blame for all of the diseases that plague humankind -- and more -- upon 'Big Farmer.'"
ALT is financed largely by grants from the charitable foundation, "OWCH," the Oprah Winfrey Concern for Humanity.
McCarthy, Carrey
Celebrity health advocates Jenny McCarthy and partner Jim Carrey acted as spokespeople at the ALT press conference in Hollywood.
"For far too long," said McCarthy, "humanity has ignored the direct and incontrovertible connection between the consumption of agricultural products and diseases of childhood, adolescence, adulthood and old age."
Jim Carrey told reporters, "Grain products, nuts, berries, fruits and vegetables, poultry, fish, dairy and meat products -- these are the deadly enemies of humanity. Suffering in the world would be eliminated within months if these evil products were eliminated from our diets. But they don't want you to know this."
"We are determined," continued McCarthy, "that no baby ever again be forced to suffer the all too common pains and discomforts of becoming a toddler, that toddlers never again must suffer through childhood, that no longer must children become awkward teens, that teens need never again have to grow up into embittered adults, and that the scourge of old age be wiped out forever."
Said Carrey, "All these painful stages of life would soon be a thing of the past if people would simply boycott the multibillion-dollar industry we call 'Big Farmer.' Extensive experiences on the Horn of Africa have proven that these ideas work in the real world."
"War, disease, hunger, religious sectarianism and racism," said McCarthy, "will be banished forever within months if our campaign is successful."
Oprah Winfrey appeared at the end of the press conference, announcing that keys for new Hummers were under the seat cushions of all the attending reporters.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 06/04/2009 03:32:27
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2009 : 11:01:20 [Permalink]
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It scares me that even for a moment, I thought this was a real...
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2009 : 14:17:15 [Permalink]
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Same here, I got it from the Active Topics and didn't realised is was a Moonscape at first.
When I read "Oprah Winfrey Concern for Humanity" I re-read the acronym twice and decided there was something fishy here. Then I checked the folder, and thought "Busted!".
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 06/04/2009 : 15:25:41 [Permalink]
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Thank you! If I can, even for a moment, cast doubt into the minds of respected skeptics such yourselves, my work (for today) is done.
Now, for exposing their intrigue, I will have to endure the persecution of the minions of Big Farmer.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
| Edited by - HalfMooner on 06/04/2009 15:27:49 |
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"Big Farmer" condemned for disease, suffering
