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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 06/18/2009 : 00:59:59
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Yup, s'true. You are guaranteed, money cheerfully refunded if dissatisfied, to get into Heaven for a mere 12 bucks & change, $15 for the deluxe package. Better hurry though, Heaven's filling up fast and there might not be room if you dwaddle. SECURE YOUR PLACE IN HEAVEN NOW…OR RISK ETERNAL DAMNATION
It is now possible to enjoy your sin filled life and buy your way into Heaven, but how?
Reserve A Spot In Heaven is here for the sole purpose of allowing you the opportunity to secure your spot in Heaven before it's too late. Yes, at the moment there is plenty of room in Heaven for you and all of your loved ones, but what most individuals don't realize is that although a large portion of this space remains vacant, spots are filling very quickly. So quick that if you don't act now you may lose your chance at getting in. How does a future of endless suffering sound? Not so good, which is why we are here to help.
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OK, this ain't foolin' nobody, or at least I hope not -- hell, it might be. But if nothing else, you do get a nice, official-looking certificate to hang on the wall. It is a must-have for every atheist, just in case...... 
But if that ain't foolin' nobody, evidently this is: the world's first anti-stab kitchen knife.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2009 : 07:32:39 [Permalink]
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And if Heaven doesn't work for you, you can always buy property on the moon!!!
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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astropin
SFN Regular
USA
970 Posts |
Posted - 06/18/2009 : 09:36:09 [Permalink]
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That first one is so funny it might just be worth the price of admission....especially for people like us.
The knives are just a very sad joke.....or at least they should be.
The moon thing is a complete "novelty" and they say so all over their site....more power to them I guess. (A fool and his money). |
I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.
You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.
Atheism:
The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.
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Reserve a spot in Heaven.....
