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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  03:01:03  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Sex sells, baby!

I recall another ad they did a few months ago. It featured a lovely woman eating a burger and showing skin so laciviously that it bordered on soft porn. Needless to say, it didn't run for very long. This one won't either, so enjoy it while you can.

So, one must ask; what next?




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"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9688 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  04:57:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You've got a filthy mind...

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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
14408 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  05:47:53   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse

You've got a filthy mind...
Why, thank you! A little recognition is always welcome....




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!

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astropin
SFN Regular

USA
970 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  09:17:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send astropin a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Gee....it's awfully subtle. Are you sure it's about sex?

She just looks a little scared about having to take that big meaty seven incher into her mouth.....I don't see anything about sex.

Maybe it's like the small print says and shes just yearns for something long and juicy.

Where's the sex?


I would rather face a cold reality than delude myself with comforting fantasies.

You are free to believe what you want to believe and I am free to ridicule you for it.

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The result of an unbiased and rational search for the truth.

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Kil
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USA
13477 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  09:37:16   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You know, in general, the Burger King commercials are simply awful. It's like they are trying to be that way. Either they are succeeding in their goal of doing some of the worst ads imaginable, or they need a new ad agency.

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

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Hawks
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Canada
1383 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  10:22:20   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Hawks's Homepage Send Hawks a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I wonder what kind of sauce that burger has...?

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dglas
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Canada
397 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  17:38:49   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send dglas a Private Message  Reply with Quote
And you folks don't even know about the abandoned "Pimp My Whopper" campaign.

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The Presupposition of Intrinsic Evil
+ A Self-Justificatory Framework
= The "Heart of Darkness"
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Simon
SFN Regular

USA
1992 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  19:01:29   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Simon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
She does look like a blown-up doll, doesn't she?

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  19:20:08   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I've been concerned for some time that I will eventually have nightmares involving waking up to find that hideously smiling Burger King fellow in bed with me. I had not known that BK had also made ads to frighten women as well. WTF are they thinking?


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Simon
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USA
1992 Posts

Posted - 06/26/2009 :  19:47:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Simon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
"Yurk; yurk... 7 inches... like a dick... yurk, I made a Blow job joke... Me funny... yurk yurk."


Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
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