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HalfMooner
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Posted - 07/06/2009 :  01:03:30  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Passing of remaining Hollywood celebrities will not surprise nation

Hollywood, California July 6, 2009 (SNN) -- After more than a week filled with deaths of Hollywood luminaries, America will awaken Monday morning to find that all the rest of Hollywood A-Listers, B-Listers, C-Listers and D-Listers have passed away.


A desolate vista of Rodeo Drive greeted the rare visitor late Sunday night.

The sudden, simultaneous deaths of tens of thousands of people involved in the entertainment industry did not shock most Americans who were interviewed. "If a guy like Michael Jackson, who had his own personal 24/7 medical team could drop dead without warning," said Miranda Cane of Lubbock, Texas, "it's only natural that all the other stars would drop dead too."

Lt. Governor John Garamendi took office as California's Governor upon the collapse and death of Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

There were reports of looting of homes by former domestic servants in Beverly Hills, Malibu, Topanga Canyon, and other elite residential areas. Garamendi proclaimed a curfew in three counties of California, calling for calm. The acting Governor's first official act was to call up the California National Guard to establish order and to collect celebrity bodies from homes, clubs, and restaurants throughout the Los Angeles basin.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.

Edited by - HalfMooner on 07/06/2009 01:18:38

Simon
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Posted - 07/06/2009 :  11:06:35   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Simon a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Maybe it's the rapture?

Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there – on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.
Carl Sagan - 1996
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