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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 09/05/2009 : 19:47:25 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
Brother Harry Hardwick eulogizes Ted Kennedy.
| "Good evening, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord's righteous wrath and vengeance. Let us bow and our heads and thank our Savior that the dark days of the Catholic Cosa Nostra are over. The last of the Keynesian Kennedy clan is gone. (Now, folks in the balcony, don't fret. That's “clan” with a “c”.) I want to thank the Lord for picking off the latest lib, Teddy, the day before my weekly Wednesday sermon. And thank you Lord for taking him late at night, so I didn't have to Tivo Fox News primetime. While I admire Bill and Sean greatly, my sense of righteousness and ear drums can't take them twice in one day. |
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Hah! I could tell that was a Poe spoof at once, because it wasn't anywhere near as crazy as what the real preachers are saying!
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Ted Kennedy has died
