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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/16/2010 : 05:19:38
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And this time, he's answering himself. 
Dennis, I owe you a small debt of gratitude, I do. Y'see, I consider vituperation an art form and in these side threads (the mods don't want any comments in your OPs so's to make them easier to shitcan) you are providing me with an all too rare opportunity to practice it a bit. I encourage others to do likewise; it's good for the liver.
Oh, wait, now that I think of it, it seems likely that you are ignorant of what “vituperation” actually is. Well, here's a definition.
Vituperation, n:
Any of numerous forms of descriptive ridicule and/or derision; always vicious, often memorable, and usually metaphorically accurate.
Glean upon that for a while, O ye gormless one, but have a care that your mental faculties don't break with the strain. They are obviously not up to the chore of dealing with anything much heavier than a Chick Tract,
There. See how it works?
Now then, where to go from here? The very best vituperation is crisp, clean, imaginative and leaves no doubt in it's recipient's mind as to it's intent. Hmm, lessee.......
Ok, got it.
Just who the hell do you think you are, you impudent, puling little toadie, to trespass upon the property of others? You got your feckless butt banned, and rightfully so, for your imbecilic and infantile behavior. That means that these fora are, as far as you are concerned, private property and posted.
You have contributed nothing here but trash in the hopes of pissing someone, anyone, off. That is the sole purpose of your sad, pustule-infected existence; irritating your betters, isn't it? It's pitiful because even in this, you've failed. You've not even mildly irritated anyone except, perhaps, the moderator who had to stir himself to do a few key strokes, thereby getting rid of the grindingly redundant garbage of your post. Him, he might be a trifle miffed.
You're a rare jest, albeit a lame one, Dennis. You've become the laughingstock of SFN, at least to those members who are not quietly ignoring you. I'm sure that you are used to that, as other Skeptic blogs have regularly sent you packing. You have gained the reputation of a village idiot who walks about with night soil in his underwear, that no one wants to come near due to the stench.
Um, you do have underwear, yes? And you don't forget to put it on, at least not very often, right?
Indeed, you have become a figurative dose of the clap everywhere you go. Various site moderators see you and reach for the virtual penicillin as you drip your way into their domains. It only takes a few key strokes and, like gonorrhea after the shots, you're gone. You can return in sock-puppet drag like a sniveling, little wussy; a spoiled child unable to behave decently, if you wish, and be erased again with the same, insouciant ease. Then the boards will happily discuss what a jerk you are.
I think that your mother was very generous, setting you up with that room in her basement so that you can freebase Snickers Bars and play silly & futile games, safely out of range of physical retribution. But how long has it been since you've actually seen the sunlight? You should get out more. There's a whole, wonderful world out here waiting and eager to laugh in your face and spit in your eye.
And yer granny wears combat boots!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Edited by - filthy on 01/16/2010 06:09:54
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 01/16/2010 : 06:49:09 [Permalink]
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You guys have to understand Dennis' predicament. It used to be that raving prophets like him would wander the streets while carrying on loud conversations with invisible people. (Jesus said, "A prophet is not without honor, but in his own country, and among his own kin, and in his own house." But what did he know?)
That style of prophecy doesn't work anymore. Because of cell phones and bluetooth headsets, huge masses of lone people are chattering away in public. A self-respecting lunatic would just be ignored if he tried expounding on the streets. It's so Second Millenium.
Prophet Dennis Markuze has no choice but to become an Internet troll. Jesus Hisself, if he were here now, would be forced to do the same thing. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/16/2010 : 08:38:30 [Permalink]
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I suddenly find myself reminded of Toxoplasma! It could be that our Dennis is in worse shape than we thought. Perhaps he has a parasite as well as being one and as a result, he is a prime subject for clinical research. Let the dissections begin!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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AND YET AGAIN!
