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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 01/20/2010 : 14:13:02
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Now, I'm not a big fan of basketball and don't bother to follow it at all. But imagine my amusement when this not-from-The-Onion idea dribbled into my bleary glim.
New pro basketball league is for whites only
By David Edwards
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010 -- 1:10 pm
A new professional basketball league, planned for launch in twelve cities, will only include white males who are born in the U.S. Don "Moose" Lewis announced the All-American Basketball Alliance just a day before Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
"Only players that are natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league," a press release distributed Sunday said.
Lewis denies that he a racist but he wants to get away from "street ball" played by "people of color" that dominate the NBA. "Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?" he said.
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Oh yeah. Not raciest at all, and this means that there's gonna be a whole 'nother league wherein wogs, slopes, nips, chinks, abos, knots, spicks, ragheads, mop-heads jungle-bunnies, kanakas, injuns, seal-eaters (a northern sort of injun), half-breeds of any combination, and all other forms of dark-fellah need not apply. It's gonna be a straight honky league, pure and lily-white!
Oh, yes, and this also precludes limeys, wops, frogs, krauts, square-heads, ozzies, kikes, canuks and any other furrners from furrin places what don't talk decent 'Merican proper like us does, whutever they's looks like.
Hell, I'm all for it. I might start watching basket ball just to see what the audiences look like. Betcha there won't be a full, male head of hair in the house. I'm not counting natural baldies here, only electric razor skull-jobs.
But nobody's gonna to do a flip-off nor scratch their balls with anything but a natural-born, made-in-the-USA, white hand, right? Right!
You just can't make this shit up. 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2010 : 15:53:29 [Permalink]
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| In my personal opinion, any business that sponsors such a racist league fully deserves to have its offices burnt to the ground. But it will probably get heavily boycotted, instead. Which is much more civilized. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2010 : 17:01:47 [Permalink]
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| Why would you want to go to one of those games? As we all know, white men can't jump! |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 01/20/2010 : 19:49:47 [Permalink]
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An all white boy league? That sounds less exciting than watching a WNBA game. Besides, I'm from Cleveland where LeBron is king.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
 Posted - 01/20/2010 : 22:14:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by H. Humbert
An all white boy league? That sounds less exciting than watching a WNBA game. Besides, I'm from Cleveland where LeBron is king. |
I've heard of this King James guy... can he actually play? Or does he just sit on his throne and eat giant turkey legs and drink wine out of big gold goblets? |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2010 : 04:05:25 [Permalink]
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| I would pay good money to see an all-Black, no-Canadians hockey league. No Swedes or Russians, either. I bet they would would be a whole lot less violent than the warlike poor sportsmanship seen constantly in the NHL. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2010 : 14:13:01 [Permalink]
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Mooner.....
| I would pay good money to see an all-Black, no-Canadians hockey league. |
I kind of hate to present this idea to you, what with all the "bizarre" racist allegations running around the Forum; but having been recently defined as just a "boastful" "idiot" myself, I guess there's no harm in my climbing into the SFN isolation pen with you!
How about inviting all of the greatest black basketball stars extant to form a Super Globetrotters team to play an exhibition game with Lewis' All-American Basketball Alliance - winner take all, meaning ownership of the opposing team?
Quickest way to put this honky hatemonger out of business overnight that I can think of! |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/21/2010 : 21:18:28 [Permalink]
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| This white basketball league thing makes me think of how successful a comedy club would be if it banned Jewish comedians. Some ideas are worse than just evil, they are absurd on their face. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Skinhead basketball.
