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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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It doesn't really matter but we wish you'd just shuddafuck up about it!
I know there are a lot of people out there who are upset about some of the things I've been saying on my radio program lately. My comments about the situation in Haiti have hurt and angered many Americans who genuinely care about the plight of the Haitian people, and that hurt and anger will likely never go away. Many of you are probably wondering, "What would compel a human being to say things like that?" Well, here's your answer: I am a very bad person. And, to tell you the truth, I don't really want to be alive anymore.
Try to look at it from my point of view. I have no reason to live. In my 59 years, I've made millions of dollars, built a veritable media empire, and accomplished virtually everything that a man of my limited imagination and worldview could possibly accomplish. And yet, at this point, in no way could you refer to what I'm doing as "living," exactly. I just sort of exist. I derive no real pleasure from life. Oh, sure, I talk a big game about what a golf nut I am and how much I enjoy the taste of a fine cigar, but it's all horseshit. Complete and utter horseshit.
I don't enjoy that stuff. I don't enjoy anything. I don't even want to be here. The sadness and regret I feel every waking hour of my life is absolutely unbearable. I am a miserable pig and I do not want to exist.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2010 : 13:43:24 [Permalink]
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Does this mean if someone kills Rush, it's okay, or at worst, merely assisted suicide? Or is he going to do the world a favor and remove himself from it? Is he just trying for sympathy by claiming to be depressed?
Perhaps, if he's telling the truth about not having a reason to live, that may be due to his never using his influence to improve the world, rather merely to make it worse. Maybe if Rush had been a little bit of a hero, or even a good citizen, he'd feel better about himself -- and more people would want him to live.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 01/26/2010 : 15:10:06 [Permalink]
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| Uh, Mooner, the piece was in The Onion! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 01/26/2010 : 15:15:07 [Permalink]
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2010 : 19:51:26 [Permalink]
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| (I did not look. Parodist bastards.) |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 01/26/2010 : 21:36:55 [Permalink]
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 (both at The Onion piece and dear Mooner). |
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podcat
Skeptic Friend
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Posted - 01/27/2010 : 09:14:35 [Permalink]
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| Sorry, but I always wince whenever anyone wishes someone else dead. Everyone deserves some chance at life. Yes, even those whose presence clearly states, "I am a miserable person. I am able to draw other miserable people to me. I want to make other people miserable, too. Please, please don't be like me". Instead, I think those special people should ask the government to be moved to a remote area where they are able to live alone. They can talk to each other, but they should not under any circumstances communicate with the rest of us. Take your misery and get out of our way. |
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Rush: I don't wanna live no more!
