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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
 Posted - 02/17/2010 : 04:27:45
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
2437 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2010 : 12:53:20 [Permalink]
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Mooner.....
Hell of an idea! (Please excuse the pun) "God is not dead, nor doth he sleep" has been around Christmas ever since Longfellow wrote it, but the concept of God out to lunch (or whatever) is a whole new playground for the would-be God-provers.
"Why does God allow innocent little children to be brutally raped and killed? Because he's taking a break! He'll get around to it and they'll all go to heaven!"
"I said God was omniscient and omnipotent, but sometimes he takes off for the Bahamas! Like on the seventh day, just like it says in the Bible! You can't blame the poor bastard, he's way too fucking busy!"
Give the motherfucker (whoops) a break, he can't do the impossible! |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/17/2010 : 13:26:30 [Permalink]
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| Thanks! Please also note, Bill, that the hands to the "Will Return" clock are missing. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 02/17/2010 : 16:39:22 [Permalink]
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All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
Amen. ~~ Monty Python
| Thanks! Please also note, Bill, that the hands to the "Will Return" clock are missing. |
Caught that. Another good one!
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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God is Out
