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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 03/03/2010 : 13:38:35
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Christians announce trial of preventative medical approach to stop fairy epidemic
Google (formerly Wichita) Kansas, March 4, 2010 (SNN) -- It's a well-known common sense truism that "a hair of the dog that bit you" will cure everything from a hangover to a rabid dog bite. This sound principle is used by experienced alcoholics the world over, and is also the foundation of the science of homeopathic medicine.
Now a fundamentalist Christian organization, the Family Focused Faggot Frustration Foundation, is beginning a large scale clinical trial of a technique intended to "vaccinate" children against turning into teh gays. The trial will involve 10,000 test subjects.
"Imagine," explained head researcher, the Rev. Dr. Isaiah Pipkins, ND, D.Th., "taking just a tiny pinch of gay, then diluting that butt-bumping element with saline solution to one part in a hundred thousand. Then repeat that process a hundred more times. Now inject the resulting solution into the soft spot on the heads of babies.
"If this works like we think it will, the God-created straight immune system of the babies will kick in, activating powerful and manly queer antibodies.
"Homopathy has the potential to completely eradicate sodomy in all its forms in our lifetime."
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Fundamentalists use "Homopathy" to prevent gayness
