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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 03/29/2010 : 22:00:11
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Los Angeles, 29 March 2010 (SNN) -- Singer Ricky Martin today expressed his amazement that he's literally the last person on earth to realize that he's gay.
Ricky Martin, gay but not festive.
Universally acclaimed for being homosexual and for his top 1999 hit song, "Livin' La Vida Loca" among others, Martin told a reporter, "Since I had my personal realization and came out of the closet this week, everyone's all like 'Yeah, so what else is new?'" Martin told the sparsely attended press conference. "That's just unfair."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/29/2010 22:26:05
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Ricky Martin is 6,811,600,010th to notice he's gay
