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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 04/10/2010 : 17:09:36
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Steele Out, No In as RNC Shakes Up Leadership
Washington, DC, April 11, 2010 (SNN) -- Citing a need to "make our message unambiguous," Republican National Chairman Michael Steele today announced that he was retiring from his Party's leadership position.
"In recent months, the Grand Old Party has been labeled as the 'Party of No.' We've found that we cannot shake that label, so the Republican National Committee has decided to embrace it instead, just as Negroes like myself once embraced the epithet, 'Black.' So it is now my great honor to introduce our new Party Chairman, Dr. Julius No."
New Chairman of the Republican National Committee, Dr. Julius No.
"Thank you for the introduction, Mr. Steele," said No. "The Republican Party is now in my firm, prosthetic grasp. From this day forward, I and the multitude of Chigro henchmen at my command will make 'The Party of No' into a terrible force feared throughout this land. Party functionaries who do not obey me will find themselves slaving away in my guano works. Tremble, Mr. Obama! You have met your match at last!
"Muhahaha, motherfuckers."
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 04/10/2010 17:41:28
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Michael Steele steps down as GOP Chairman
