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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/14/2010 : 04:18:08
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Nance Greggs picks up the gauntlet....
Link Edited on Mon Apr-12-10 10:44 PM by NanceGreggs So it’s the Teabaggers v the Sane. Alrighty, then, let’s do this.
But first, we have to get the ground rules straight.
Right off the bat, I think it imperative that we begin with a level playing field – and that field is gonna take a hell of a lot of leveling.
First off, you (the “Teabaggers”) have to stop griping about being called Teabaggers. You picked the name; we didn’t. The uniforms have already been delivered – and you’ll be wearing them. There’s no turning back now. (Next revolution, you might want to investigate the origins of your name, and perhaps choose more wisely).
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
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Edited by - filthy on 04/14/2010 06:57:49
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Fripp
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Posted - 04/14/2010 : 06:01:46 [Permalink]
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EXCELLENT link. Thanks Filth. I've saved that article for possible future use. |
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"
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moakley
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Posted - 04/14/2010 : 06:05:35 [Permalink]
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Well, we’ve done some fact-checking (something you’re unfamiliar with, but you can Google it for a full explanation of the exercise)
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Fripp
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Posted - 04/14/2010 : 06:08:51 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by moakley Regrettably I am related to some of them.
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Most likely, we all are. I also work with many of them. Most are otherwise nice, but severely fact-challenged. |
"What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only 2-meters wide! That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! You have any idea what this is going to do to my credit?!?!"
"What? Oh, oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, real [bleep]ing original. And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole? You? You got an ATM on that torso LiteBrite?" |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/14/2010 : 07:14:24 [Permalink]
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It is said that: "you can't have your own facts." It is also said that: "you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose."
The teabaggers are evidently trying to defy both of these pearls of wisdom.
Glad y'all are enjoying Nance as much as I.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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