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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 04/18/2010 : 07:12:51
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Catholic Church begins massive airdrops to its half million priests
Porto Velho, Brazil, April 18, 2010 (SNN) -- The massive Sovereign Military Order of Malta Globemaster roared overhead as crewmen pushed palletized cargo out of the C-17 to fall on scattered Catholic missions in the Amazon.
Impressive as it appeared, this was only one of hundreds of such aircraft across the globe carrying out the Vatican's "Operation PedoDrop."
Ordered as an emergency measure by Pope Benedict XVI himself, Operation PedoDrop seeks to deliver between 400,000 and 500,000 special packages to the world's Catholic priests. Each package contains one ruggedized "ABACI unit." The acronym ABACI stands for "Altar Boy, Anatomically Correct, Inflatable."
SNN questioned a middle management Vatican official who was not authorized to speak, and who asked to remain anonymous. Asked if the ABACIs were intended to reduce the incidence of child raping by priests, the official appeared startled by the question. "Oh, no, of course not! Why would the Church bother with that?" he asked. "The ABACI units simply replace the increasing numbers of altar boys who have been quitting recently."
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 04/18/2010 07:42:35
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 04/18/2010 : 07:17:27 [Permalink]
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So, in order to circumcise a catholic priest now-a-days, you have to kick the ABACI unit it the back of it's head?
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METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/18/2010 : 07:19:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Hawks
So, in order to circumcise a catholic priest now-a-days, you have to kick the ABACI unit it the back of it's head?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Vatican launches Operation PedoDrop
