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the_ignored
SFN Addict
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 Posted - 05/18/2010 : 17:16:31
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This is unintentially the most funny thing I've seen all month.
Get a load of the "true case studies". It's getting harder and harder to believe that this site is serious.
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>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
Edited by - the_ignored on 05/18/2010 17:16:55
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2010 : 19:39:29 [Permalink]
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| Ha! |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2010 : 21:01:57 [Permalink]
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Were I not already convinced that the whole lot at Conservapedia really are wholly that delusional and immune to even the most basic self-examination, I would have to conclude this was 100% Poe.
It's as though they are trying to parody themselves, but are simply too heavy-handed in executing the farce. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 05/18/2010 : 22:05:44 [Permalink]
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| Classic! |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
 Posted - 05/18/2010 : 23:48:25 [Permalink]
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That is indistinguishable from something you'd read on The Onion.
Comedy gold!
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 05/19/2010 : 03:48:42 [Permalink]
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Every once in a while, when I am bogged down in depression and self-loathing, I browse Conservapedia. Blatant mendacity bordering on the pathological helps lighten the mood -- as demonstrated in this very OP.
I wonder how many of the people listed in the article actually exist, if any. I also note that the article fails to mention the various conservatives in public office that have been caught in some pretty sticky affairs. It would seem that Conservapedia has done what conservatives do best; cherry-pick the info and twist it around, and that bamboozle can be found throughout the site. Wonderful stuff, if you dig low comedy!
Logical fallacy, thy name is Conservapedia..... 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 05/19/2010 : 05:36:54 [Permalink]
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Those case studies are written like a bad third grade story problem,
"Adam had no apples and Eve had one apple, if Eve gives her apple to Adam and the liberal media tells him its ok to eat it, how many Jews are to blame for Jesus' death?"
Answer: all of them, past, present and future |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Conservapedia: "Marry a Conservative"
