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HalfMooner
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Posted - 11/09/2010 :  04:02:43  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Birther Attorney Reveals President's "Real" Nationality,
Demands Ireland Give Her the Original Birth Certificate

Laguna Niguel, California, November 10, 2010 (SNN) -- Today in a press conference at her California home, attorney and "birther" Orly Taitz showed off an Irish certificate of birth to back up her latest revised claim that President Barack Obama was born in Ireland and is illegally serving as President in violation of the provisions of the US Constitution.


The latest (revised) shocking revelations from Orly Taitz.

The certificate which Taitz showed the press seems to indicate that one "Baruch Alan O'Bomaugh" was born in Dublin, Ireland on August 4, 1961, which is exactly the date the President claims to have been born. The father is listed as "Sean O'Bomaugh," and the mother as "Stanley Ann O'Bomaugh, formerly Cohen."

"Stanley Ann" are the first and middle names of the President's late mother, who died in 1995, but she is traditionally thought to have had the maiden name Dunham, not Cohen.


The Irish certificate of birth.


Detail of the certificate.

"Not only is the so-called President an alien Irishman, he's a Jew!" exclaimed Taitz, who herself is of Moldovan-Jewish ethnicity and was born in the USSR. "Jewishness is conferred through the female line, after all. A 'certificate of birth' is not by any means a 'Birth Certificate'!" said Taitz. "I demand that the Republic of Ireland immediately hand me the original and only valid Birth Certificate of Baruch Alan O'Bomaugh."

Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Edited by - HalfMooner on 11/09/2010 09:20:56

filthy
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USA
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Posted - 11/09/2010 :  05:18:55   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
The tragic part of this is that it's something our Orly would have come up with, had she but thought of if.

I like Orly. I like 'most anybody who's crazier than I am. I offered to send her a nice rattlesnake as a token of affection and respect, but the family talked me out of it. And as I was retiring at the time, I didn't really have a spare on hand, anyway.

Say, I wonder if she'd like a pet turtle! I can find one of those, easily.






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Edited by - filthy on 11/09/2010 05:24:02
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HalfMooner
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Philippines
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Posted - 11/09/2010 :  06:22:44   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by filthy

The tragic part of this is that it's something our Orly would have come up with, had she but thought of if.

I like Orly. I like 'most anybody who's crazier than I am. I offered to send her a nice rattlesnake as a token of affection and respect, but the family talked me out of it. And as I was retiring at the time, I didn't really have a spare on hand, anyway.

Say, I wonder if she'd like a pet turtle! I can find one of those, easily.






Would that be a turtle of the "snapping" variety? If 'twere me, I think I'd rather receive a rattler.

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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 11/09/2010 :  07:32:39   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It's an Alligator Snapping Turtle (Macrochelys temminckii); a female. So we have an excellent portrait of no less than two, pretty, young females, the one in the red shirt being the more dangerous by far.

These big turtles, one of the largest, fresh-water turtles in the world, are much easier and safer to handle than the rambunctious Common Snapper. It is safe to grip them by the front of the shell, whereas if you try that with a Common Snapper, you'll receive a very nasty bite for the effort. Trust me on this.....

D'ya thing Orly would like one? I know where there is an aprox 80# male that can be had with a phone call.




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"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
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Posted - 11/09/2010 :  09:23:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Somewhat dangerous as it might be, that is a pretty critter, Fil. The shelled reptile isn't bad, either.

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Dr. Mabuse
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Posted - 11/10/2010 :  08:33:27   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by filthy
So we have an excellent portrait of no less than two, pretty, young females, the one in the red shirt being the more dangerous by far.

Filthy, your comment hints at you being responsible for raising that female. Is that true? Or was it meant as female of the spieces in general?

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