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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 11/19/2010 : 04:34:18
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We need another forum here, one dedicated to really pathetic bullshit. We could name it the Really Pathetic Bullshit forum.
According to Colton Burpo, who had a near-death experience as a 4-year-old but lived to write a book about it with his dad (Heaven Is for Real, Christmas list it!): There are no old people in heaven. If you make it up there, you get the Benjamin Button treatment. Also, as he explains in this Fox News clip, Jesus may be rather hot ("sea blue eyes," "rough but kind face," and a "smile that lit up the heavens"...Brad Pitt is so playing him in the movie version! Or maybe James Franco with colored contacts...). Without further comment, because we'd like to maybe go there someday...
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There's a video with this really pathetic bullshit that I didn't bother to play. Stronger gag reflexs than mine will have to do that.
But I suppose until the admin. decides, in their wisdom, to create a new forum, Religion will suffice.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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the_ignored
SFN Addict
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Posted - 11/19/2010 : 08:59:09 [Permalink]
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| We need another forum here, one dedicated to really pathetic bullshit. We could name it the Really Pathetic Bullshit forum. |
Don't we already have Moonscape News?
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>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
| Edited by - the_ignored on 11/19/2010 08:59:51 |
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 11/19/2010 : 12:45:41 [Permalink]
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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