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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.[1] Liberalism began as a movement for individual liberties, but today is increasingly statist and, as in Europe, socialistic.
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I liked this especally well:
Say what you will about Conservapedia, it will ever good for a laugh. It is The Onion on downers. 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2011 : 12:48:02 [Permalink]
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From link:
| A liberal (also leftist) is someone who rejects logical and biblical standards, often for self-centered reasons. There are no coherent liberal standards; often a liberal is merely someone who craves attention, and who uses many words to say nothing.[1] Liberalism began as a movement for individual liberties, but today is increasingly statist and, as in Europe, socialistic. |
That's Andy Schlafly's definition of a liberal. In my cartoon of Andrew Schlafly's brain... Well... What brain? |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
4955 Posts |
 Posted - 02/18/2011 : 16:19:28 [Permalink]
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| The little "brain" humor chart would be funny if the people who read "Conservapedia" didn't actually think that the stereotypes mocked in said lampoon weren't 100% true. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2011 : 18:35:15 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Cuneiformist
The little "brain" humor chart would be funny if the people who read "Conservapedia" didn't actually think that the stereotypes mocked in said lampoon weren't 100% true.
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And if they didn't think that image was an actual anatomical brain chart. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2011 : 20:01:14 [Permalink]
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Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 02/18/2011 : 23:58:24 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by moakley
Is there a Moonscape News response in our future? |
It's really hard to exaggerate that kind of stuff to humorous effect. We'll see. |
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 02/19/2011 : 11:35:27 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by moakley
Is there a Moonscape News response in our future? |
It's really hard to exaggerate that kind of stuff to humorous effect. We'll see.
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I know what you mean. Trying to do a parody of something that already looks like a parody is not easy business. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2011 : 08:56:53 [Permalink]
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Oh, the parody writes itself!
A conservative adheres to principles of personal responsibility, moral values, and limited government, agreeing with George Washington's Farewell Address that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.[1][2]
Former President Ronald Reagan said, "The basis of conservatism is a desire for less government interference or less centralized authority or more individual freedom."[3]
Ronald Reagan, the 40th President of the United States, is the epitome of American conservatism.The sine qua non of a conservative is someone who rises above his personal self-interest and promotes moral and economic values beneficial to all. Alternatively, a conservative is willing to learn and advocate the insights of economics and the morality of the Bible for the benefit of all, recognizing that the Bible is the most logical book ever written. Specifically, conservatives seek or support:
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2011 : 17:37:47 [Permalink]
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Or from America's Finest News Source there is this story Embarrassed Republicans Admit They've Been Thinking Of Eisenhower Whole Time They've Been Praising Reagan
Priebus told reporters. "I couldn't believe we'd been associating terms like 'visionary,' 'principled,' and 'bold' with President Reagan. That wasn't him at all—that was Ike."
"We deeply regret misattributing such a distinguished and patriotic legacy to Mr. Reagan," Priebus added. "We really screwed up."
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Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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alienist
Skeptic Friend
USA
210 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2011 : 20:00:50 [Permalink]
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Thanks for the above link. I was rather bummed this evening and that made me laugh out loud. If only these Republicans really admit to their mistakes.... |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 02/21/2011 : 22:33:46 [Permalink]
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| Hey, they forgot the "umbrage" section of the brain. |
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"Liberals" according to Conservapedia
