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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 03/02/2011 : 13:35:36
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Aw shit, another one. What is it with these clowns, that they can't keep their peckers out of the public view?
Ant-Gay Pastor Grant Storms arrested for Masturbating at Playground full of children; Allegedly
Pastor Grant Storm Charged With Obscenity
Sometimes I feel like I write the same story over and over again, but just substitute another name. A Conservative Pastor named Grant Storms, who made a career out of attacking Gays in the French Quarter was arrested on charges that appear to make him one sick man.
The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of the Southern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon. Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver's seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office report said.
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Why, I wonder, didn't he just buy a dirty magazine and then find a room. Or rent a hooker of the gender of his choice. Or, hell, just go home and get some poon with the ol' lady. Or failing all that, check in to a rehab facility, where he will likely end up anyway.
Sad, sad, sad.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
 Posted - 03/02/2011 : 14:48:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by filthy
]Ant-Gay Pastor Grant Storms arrested for Masturbating at Playground full of children; |
I don't think that the bible says anything about masturbating in front of children. It must be alright, then. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2011 : 15:04:11 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Hawks
Originally posted by filthy
]Ant-Gay Pastor Grant Storms arrested for Masturbating at Playground full of children; |
I don't think that the bible says anything about masturbating in front of children. It must be alright, then.
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Wank-o-rama!
