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the_ignored
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 Posted - 03/05/2011 : 03:47:41
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Found here.
There are three points of humour here.
One is the irony in them hoping to get killed for passing out bibles while not being anywhere near where that can happen.
Two the people who got killed didn't get killed because they were handing out bibles, it was because they had a good looking boat the pirates wanted.
Three that thread is filled with people talking about the rewards that couple must have gotten for being killed while passing out bibles, until it gets pointed out that the couple was Catholic! Whoops!
Hah. Buzzardhut (see the RR thread itself) who did the turnaround in RR should be introduced to NeverwasanArrow II from Coren's blog, who keeps saying that Catholicism is the only real christianity.
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>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
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> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
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> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
Edited by - the_ignored on 03/05/2011 03:48:48
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 03/05/2011 : 05:12:36 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by the_ignored
Found here.
There are three points of humour here.
One is the irony in them hoping to get killed for passing out bibles while not being anywhere near where that can happen.
Two the people who got killed didn't get killed because they were handing out bibles, it was because they had a good looking boat the pirates wanted.
Three that thread is filled with people talking about the rewards that couple must have gotten for being killed while passing out bibles, until it gets pointed out that the couple was Catholic! Whoops!
Hah. Buzzardhut (see the RR thread itself) who did the turnaround in RR should be introduced to NeverwasanArrow II from Coren's blog, who keeps saying that Catholicism is the only real christianity.
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Well, that certainly did have it's moments. I particularly enjoyed the suggestions that the death cult idiots go and pass out their Bibles in Pakistan and other exotic, Mid-eastern resorts.
I used to ask: "What the hell are these people smoking?" I'm not going to ask that anymore. Obviously they're smoking nothing and should start smoking something, anything, immediately, to clear their heads.
I find it a little inconsistent to sneer about suicide bombers going for the legendary 72 Heavenly Virgins and at the same time wanting to die for Jesus whilst passing out Bibles. But consistency has never been a religious strong point.
Dying for flogging Bibles would be a free pass into Heaven, I'm told. Unfortunately, no mention has been made of a quantity of Christian Virgins for the martyrs, so I guess they're just SOL. Sorry ‘bout that….
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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the_ignored
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Posted - 03/05/2011 : 11:08:07 [Permalink]
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More humour from those guys...I don't feel like starting another thread for this.
Note how xians claim that it's non-theists who have no reason for true joy in their lives (or something like that) |
>From: enuffenuff@fastmail.fm
(excerpt follows):
> I'm looking to teach these two bastards a lesson they'll never forget.
> Personal visit by mates of mine. No violence, just a wee little chat.
>
> **** has also committed more crimes than you can count with his
> incitement of hatred against a religion. That law came in about 2007
> much to ****'s ignorance. That is fact and his writing will become well
> know as well as him becoming a publicly known icon of hatred.
>
> Good luck with that fuckwit. And Reynold, fucking run, and don't stop.
> Disappear would be best as it was you who dared to attack me on my
> illness knowing nothing of the cause. You disgust me and you are top of
> the list boy. Again, no violence. Just regular reminders of who's there
> and visits to see you are behaving. Nothing scary in reality. But I'd
> still disappear if I was you.
What brought that on? this. Original posting here.
Another example of this guy's lunacy here. |
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Azrael
New Member
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Posted - 03/05/2011 : 12:09:33 [Permalink]
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| True idiotic fundie humour......I guess they will sit around another 2000 years waiting on cloud boy to return.....LOL |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2011 : 14:51:01 [Permalink]
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Ruling with a rod of iron. I can't wait!
Revelation 12:5 (King James Version)
"And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron: and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne."
When you think about all the nations today, can you think of ONE nation that doesn't need to be "ruled with a rod of iron"? Including the U.S.? I can't. We have lost our way more than ever before.
Come quickly Lord Jesus. I long for your rightous rule over this planet. I long for the day when the word "politician" and "dear leader" are no longer in our vocabulary. The meek shall inherit the earth and rightly so.
We need you Jesus. We have proven for thousands of years that without you, we are nothing but filthy rags; meaningless and good for nothing. |
How quickly and willing they would descend into slavery! I rather imagine that the German peoples felt much the same way during one of Schicklgruber's speechs. I don't have any problem with that except that they want to drag the rest of us along with them.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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