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bngbuck
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 04/07/2011 : 00:00:32
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SCENE: The office of Roger Ailes, ex-kingmaker in the Republican Party, now boss of the Party's own TV network, Fox News, owned by Rupert Murdoch, media billionaire.
Mr. Ailes is seated at his desk at Fox News.
Telephone on Mr. Ailes desk rings. He answers.
AILES: Yeah? This is Ailes!
RUPERT MURDOCH: Ailes, fire that fucker Beck!
AILES: Yes SIR, Mister Murdoch! But, bb-but Glenn has a huge audien.....
MURDOCH: Listen you fat asshole, fire that fucker Beck in the next ten minutes or else get your fucking ass off that plush chair I own and VANISH! Take fifteen minutes and you'll never get another job for the rest of your life. That's because you'll be DEAD in a block of concrete at the bottom of the East River! You got that?
AILES: YES SIR! Mister Murdoch, Sir! Anything else Sir?
MURDOCH: Yeah, I lost eight mil on that cocksucking preacher last month. Write me a check on your personal account for ten mil and have it on my desk in twenty minutes. Also send your wife over to my townhouse at 9 o'clock tonight to give me head while I go to sleep. She's an ugly bitch but she gives good head!
AILES: YES SIR! Could I wipe your ass or anything, Sir?
MURDOCH: Good idea larddick! I feel like it right now. Send Security up to coldcock Beck, then come right over. You can use that new Charvet shirt you had on this morning. Silk soothes my butt, and it's sore right now. That's all. JUMP, you bloody tub of blubber!
AILES: Oh YES Sir. Thank you sir. Leaving now sir!
Ailes hangs up phone, then runs out of his office, tearing his shirt off as he goes
Fade to out. Cut.
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Roger Ailes Office - Fox News
