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Kil
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Posted - 08/04/2011 :  07:38:48  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Installing Linux on a Dead Badger: User's Notes

Minimum Installation Requirements:
one (1) pocketknife

one (1) screwdriver, flathead, to install Duppy card (see item 4. below)

computer with:

CD drive

USB, Ethernet, or a free slot for wireless networking card

Telnet or SSH client installed

cyberspiritual controller program such as FleshGolem (Mac OS X and Linux), Phranken (Windows 98, ME, 2000), or ItzaLive (Mac OS 8.1-9.x and Amiga)

one (1) Duppy card (available in CardBus and PCI models) or SpiritInTheSky external adapter (available in ethernet and USB models)

VüDü Linux (available from Twisted Faces Software)

minimum 3' x 3' (1m x 1m) fireproof surface, in secure, ventilated area

privacy

one (1) dead badger, good condition



Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

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bngbuck
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USA
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Posted - 08/05/2011 :  00:52:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send bngbuck a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Kil......

This god damn discrimination against badgers has got to fucking stop. You are simply assisting in the propagation of this outrage by linking to and presenting some of Ms. Snyder's obvious Musteledaiaphobia. The fact that you could support such obvious violation of the corpus and dignity of the weasel shows your obvious and blatant bias against these poor championless creatures.

I next expect to hear you relate a horror story involving Castor Canadensis and their mistreatment by the dam Beaver Watchers of the World - and these misogynic, largely male chauvinists are legion.

Unfortunately it seems to be some sort of basic instinct.
Edited by - bngbuck on 08/05/2011 00:56:47
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sailingsoul
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Posted - 08/05/2011 :  08:27:09   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send sailingsoul a Private Message  Reply with Quote
I agree. Kil, surely your not thinking of the badger's surviving children's feelings when you post such insensitive and hurtful jokes. Oh! The poor little badgets. Of course I have no problem with the procedure if the departed badger left it's body to computer science. SS

There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS
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Kil
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USA
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Posted - 08/05/2011 :  08:34:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Badgers

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Ebone4rock
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USA
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Posted - 08/05/2011 :  09:24:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Ebone4rock a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Well, much easier than installing it in a live one! Damn ferocious creatures!

Haole with heart, thats all I'll ever be. I'm not a part of the North Shore society. Stuck on the shoulder, that's where you'll find me. Digging for scraps with the kooks in line. -Offspring
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