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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 03/23/2012 : 14:47:26
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Apple Debuts New New iPad
Sunnyvale, CA, March 24, 2012 (MNN) -- Noting that the "new" iPad's widely reported overheating problem could result in the "outside chance of unexpected detonation of its lithium battery," Apple today completed minor modifications to its latest version of popular iPad computer in order to exploit this undocumented feature. Apple has thus positioned the wildly popular and crazily ominous product for an entirely new market segment.
Complete with unique, easy-to-use folding scissors legs which can be jammed into the ground, the "iClaymore" (originally rumored to be yclept the "iED") was shown to the press:
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
Edited by - HalfMooner on 03/23/2012 16:26:47
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Apple Releases Militarized Version of New iPad
