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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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 Posted - 12/13/2012 : 06:58:23
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The Mayans have said that this is the end of the world.
But I and I alone have the power to stop it. Don't believe me? Kil will back me up on this (because I have pictures of Kil in a dress).
Now, after I save the world, I will expect to be compensated. $1,000 in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills that you don't tell the IRS about. Deposit it behind the loose brick on the back of the Lisle, Illinois Jewel on the corner of Rte 53 and Maple Ave. No later than 12/24/2012.
Don't welch on this one.
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sailingsoul
SFN Addict
2830 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2012 : 07:23:49 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
The Mayans have said that this is the end of the world. |
Before I get the cash. There are a few details.
The Mayans never said that. Show us your source/s. 
And saving the world is not worth that much. I'd be willing to go to a buck ninety eight after you show the Mayan evidence.
Deal? |
There are only two types of religious people, the deceivers and the deceived. SS |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2012 : 08:30:00 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
But I and I alone have the power to stop it. |
An empty boast, sir!
I have a special sock that prevents apocalypses. The fact that we haven't had one yet proves that it works.
I will sell the sock for... one million dollars. |
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too. |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
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sailingsoul
SFN Addict
2830 Posts |
Posted - 12/13/2012 : 13:54:16 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by ThorGoLucky
No no, *I* have had the power, as indicated by my special 2012 message at http://karma-exchange.org
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 karma-exchange.org
People in India might be into this. There's a huge population base that might want to give it a go. Pushing 1.25 Billion they say. With those numbers it might work out |
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
4826 Posts |
Posted - 12/21/2012 : 07:42:19 [Permalink]
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| I've done my part. Now pay up. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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sailingsoul
SFN Addict
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Posted - 12/21/2012 : 08:28:47 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
I've done my part. Now pay up.
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You never specified exactly in what currency that $1,000 was to be in. I hope it's OK, I have had delivered on my behalf for you $1,000 in small, unmarked, non-sequential bills where you specified in Monopoly money. Your services was greatly appreciated, good job.
P.S. Mum's the word with the IRS. |
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ThorGoLucky
Snuggle Wolf
USA
1487 Posts |
Posted - 12/21/2012 : 15:59:03 [Permalink]
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| The world did end. Didn't you notice your mind transferring into a matrix? |
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Winter Solstace 2012
