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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
 Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:26:47
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Verlch's Song
You say we came from monkeys
You say we came from goo
You ask me to believe those lies
And say I have no clue
But I have something on you
And your whole foolish crew
Someday you'll come to realize
What's obviously true
We were all created
And that's where we begin
We never had a tail
And we never had a fin
We were all created
Not merely on a whim
Of course we blew it right away
So now were born in sin
But wait a second, I digress
Lets leave that last part out
We'll deal with that after
I've removed all of your doubt
For now just try and understand
A plan has been laid out
It's not for us to wonder
What the plan is all about
So anyhow there is this plan
Whatever that may be
It gets us into heaven
And that's good enough for me
Along comes evolution
Is it science? Is it libel?
I know it can't be true
Because it's nowhere in the Bible
I know we were created
I can cite chapter and verse
And I know this evolution
Has been nothing but a curse
A blight on all humanity
And an insult to our maker
A mere excuse to cut us loose
From ties to our creator
So go ahead my fishy friends
With all your fishy fossils
And all your fishy dates for them
And all your fishy models
Take your fishy theory
With all its fishy lies, ‘cause
I'm going to live forever
A true fish never dies
I'm going to live forever
What's your silly theory got?
I am armed with one true truth
And my truth says your not
So phooey on your evidence
Your logic and your reason
Knowledge was forbidden
And I'm doing my best to please him…
Ok, what can I say? I had too much time on my hands today...
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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gezzam
SFN Regular
Australia
751 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:43:15 [Permalink]
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Kil, I have put a funky blues riff over the top for it.....
Twelve bar in A maj.......we got somethin' here......
We need a four line chorus after every second verse so it all fits....
Any takers and we can make it the SFN theme..... |
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:51:48 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by gezzam
Kil, I have put a funky blues riff over the top for it.....
Twelve bar in A maj.......we got somethin' here......
We need a four line chorus after every second verse so it all fits....
Any takers and we can make it the SFN theme.....
And all the evil women
And those Commie Evo's, too
Will fear the tribulation
And be crushed beneath my shoe
Note to self: watch out for Kil and gez.  |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:51:57 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by gezzam
Kil, I have put a funky blues riff over the top for it.....
Twelve bar in A maj.......we got somethin' here......
We need a four line chorus after every second verse so it all fits....
Any takers and we can make it the SFN theme.....
LOL No problem... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 15:55:13 [Permalink]
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| Cool, Val.. |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 16:31:42 [Permalink]
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Awesome! All of you!
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
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Wendy
SFN Regular
USA
614 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 16:36:38 [Permalink]
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Great job guys! Lemme know when the CD comes out.  |
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 17:59:46 [Permalink]
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Ok, what can I say? I had too much time on my hands today...
You ain't kidding! Good job of keeping yourself occupied though. |
The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
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The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:01:03 [Permalink]
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What rhymes with 'illuminati'? And 'freemason'?
Come on, people, all of these things need to be in "verlch's song" (no caps, for style). |
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Evidently, I rock!
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R.Wreck
SFN Regular
USA
1191 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:09:37 [Permalink]
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What rhymes with 'illuminati'? And 'freemason'?
i know who's helpin' satan
fascist liberal illuminati
they think they came from monkeys too
and their women are all snotty
they really are in league
with those we call freemason
worshipping their pyramids
there's nothing more debasin'
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The foundation of morality is to . . . give up pretending to believe that for which there is no evidence, and repeating unintelligible propositions about things beyond the possibliities of knowledge.
T. H. Huxley
The Cattle Prod of Enlightened Compassion
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 19:29:14 [Permalink]
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| Cool, Wreck... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Info Junkie
USA
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Storm
SFN Regular
USA
708 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 20:05:24 [Permalink]
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A classic!!! A true Fuckin' classic. This is my favorite part
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So go ahead my fishy friends
With all your fishy fossils
And all your fishy dates for them
And all your fishy models
Take your fishy theory
With all its fishy lies, ‘cause
I'm going to live forever
A true fish never dies
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 01/12/2005 : 21:43:31 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Storm
A classic!!! A true Fuckin' classic. This is my favorite part
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So go ahead my fishy friends
With all your fishy fossils
And all your fishy dates for them
And all your fishy models
Take your fishy theory
With all its fishy lies, ‘cause
I'm going to live forever
A true fish never dies
Wow. I actually agree with Storm about something. Who woulda thunk? But yes, I was also going to point out that stanza as particularly well written. Nice work, Kil.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 04:52:46 [Permalink]
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Doesn't anyone feel a little uncomfortable with this thread?
It looks to me like an ad hom ridiculing and indeed, an attack on a member of these fora, and something you might find at one of the more confused creationist sites.
Ladies and gentlemen, I fear we've crossed the line, here. While verlch doesn't agree with us and often makes outrageous statements, he doesn't deserve this sort of treatment.
This is beneath us, or at least it should be.
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"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
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Siberia
SFN Addict
Brazil
2322 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 05:27:50 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by filthy
Doesn't anyone feel a little uncomfortable with this thread?
It looks to me like an ad hom ridiculing and indeed, an attack on a member of these fora, and something you might find at one of the more confused creationist sites.
Ladies and gentlemen, I fear we've crossed the line, here. While verlch doesn't agree with us and often makes outrageous statements, he doesn't deserve this sort of treatment.
This is beneath us, or at least it should be.
Indeed...
... but heck, it's still hilarious. |
"Why are you afraid of something you're not even sure exists?"
- The Kovenant, Via Negativa
"People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs."
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