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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
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 Posted - 07/04/2005 : 11:57:04
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Maybe this should be in Humor 
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Judge Litvinenko opened hearings into a case which could see Nasa pay a local amateur astrologist millions of dollars in damages.
Writer Marina Bay claims that by slamming the probe into the comet, Nasa endangered the future of civilisation.
"Nobody has yet proven that this experiment was safe," says Ms Bay's lawyer Alexander Molokhov.
"This impact could have altered the orbit of the comet, so now there is a chance that the Tempel may well destroy the Earth some day!"
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An amateur astrologist, she believes that any variation in the orbit or the composition of the Tempel comet will certainly affect her own fate.
So Ms Marina's claims to be experiencing "a moral trauma" - which only a payment of $300m (252m euros; £170m) can put right.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/4649987.stm
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by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
 Posted - 07/04/2005 : 12:19:33 [Permalink]
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Marina Bay's legal team remain confident, and they are even looking for volunteers to join in on the claim.
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If your phone went down this morning, ask yourself Why? and then get in touch with us
Alexander Molokhov
Marina Bay's lawyer
Gosh, my cell phone dropped a call just this morning. Perhaps I should get in on the claim…
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 12:53:10 [Permalink]
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| I always thought if my cell phone call drops, then god did it. |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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Boron10
Religion Moderator
USA
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Posted - 07/04/2005 : 13:06:29 [Permalink]
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| Yeah, if my telephone won't work, I'll give them a call. |
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