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pleco
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USA
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 Posted - 07/06/2006 : 04:58:16
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If you could give him a gift, what would it be?
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by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:03:29 [Permalink]
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Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:03:58 [Permalink]
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Something old-fashioned yet appropriate: A new suit of feather-decorated tar, and a free ride out of Washington on a rail.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:24:03 [Permalink]
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That's easy: bancroftian filariasis. The parasite might as well have one...
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
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GeeMack
SFN Regular
USA
1093 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 06:20:29 [Permalink]
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A conscience.
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 08:06:54 [Permalink]
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Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion |
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
397 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 08:14:35 [Permalink]
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| Early retirement. |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 09:28:38 [Permalink]
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Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
5310 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 09:52:39 [Permalink]
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I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 10:31:16 [Permalink]
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A corpse, mayhap?
Yes..., yes, a corpse, a nice fresh one so that he can be amused as he watches it rot in a corner of the Oval Office. We can find lots of them in Iraq, can we not?
Or perhaps not -- the Rude Pundit's already giving him one and ours would be redundant. quote:
Happy Birthday, Mr. President:
Oh, the Rude Pundit's been a-rackin' his brain all week about what to get George W. Bush on the occasion of today, his 60th birthday. 'Cause what do you get the man who has everything? No, no, really, seriously, the man has everything. One can be sure he has an electric razor or a snazzy tie collection. And you can't buy him a bottle of wine or whiskey (well, you could, but you'd have to give it to him on the sly, wink, wink). And there's so many things the Rude Pundit couldn't afford. C'mon, you think we mere mortals could get him the kind of watch he's used to, a Bulgari or Ebel? Perhaps a nice Fossil, but, no, nothing more. We're just gonna have to think outside the box, as it were.
The Rude Pundit thinks we should all chip in and get George W. Bush a corpse for the start of his seventh decade despoiling the Earth. But which one, which one? 'Cause there's just so fuckin' many to choose from.
How do you compete with such splendorous munificence? Just think of the symbolism involved here. A dead and decaying Iraqi civilian, or perhaps a roadside bomb-shredded grunt would so-accurately showcase his War on Terror -- his greatest accomplishment -- that all other gifts would fare poorly in comparison.
Further, if Pickles gets a headache, he could sleep with it and thus complete the portrait.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
397 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 10:39:22 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
dglas, that too kind.
Well, I had originally posted "a Darwin Award" but realized it's both too late and unfair to his children. I wouldn't recommend the killing or death of anyone so I wrote retirement instead. I see it as a practical matter. The point is to get the crazed maniac away from the metaphorical pretty red button...
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Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
529 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 11:07:10 [Permalink]
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Obviously, a guest shot on The Randi Rhodes' Air America Radio Show.
I'm sure she would, in her own special way, tear him a new anus.
Yesterday she called the North Korean Taepodong Multi-Stage Missile
The Rush Limbaugh Rocket: 40 seconds in...it starts going down.
I love it.
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"The modern conservative...is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy. That is the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness."
--John Kenneth Galbraith
If dogs run free
Then what must be,
Must be...
And that is all
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The neo-cons have gotten welfare for themselves down to a fine art.
--me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights."
--J. Paul Getty
"The great thing about Art isn't what it give us, but what we become through it."
--Oscar Wilde
"We have Art in order not to die of life."
--Albert Camus
"I cling like a miser to the freedom I lose when surrounded by an abundance of things."
--Albert Camus
"Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes."
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Paulos23
Skeptic Friend
USA
446 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 12:24:16 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by dglas
The point is to get the crazed maniac away from the metaphorical pretty red button...
But, there is another maniac right behind him. |
You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being too trusting. -- Robert A. Heinlein
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. -- Aldous Huxley |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 15:42:00 [Permalink]
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How about a ride on the next launch of the Taepodong-2?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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dglas
Skeptic Friend
Canada
397 Posts |
Posted - 07/06/2006 : 16:56:51 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Paulos23
quote:
Originally posted by dglas
The point is to get the crazed maniac away from the metaphorical pretty red button...
But, there is another maniac right behind him.
Possibly, but not necessarily.
Better the possibility of a non-maniac than the certainty of a maniac, wouldn't you say?
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