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McQ
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 03/06/2007 : 20:04:52
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Just in case we've run short of things that make us go, "Hmmm..."
Jesus is back, and better than ever. Stop by Houston and say hi. Get a tattoo, and be a follower.
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1
(edited to put proper link in place)
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Edited by - McQ on 03/06/2007 20:35:23
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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Cuneiformist
The Imperfectionist
USA
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Posted - 03/06/2007 : 20:27:03 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Dave W.
I didn't see Houston mentioned in that story of nuclear fallout.
Also missing, I think, was reference to Jesus. Unless in my own out-of-touchness with the world, I've simply not clued in that 'Jesus=Radioactive fallout' or somthing... |
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GeeMack
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Dave W.
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USA
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McQ
Skeptic Friend
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2007 : 20:36:17 [Permalink]
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It's fixed. That's what happens when you're multitasking and not checking your work carefully. My apologies for the error and confusion.
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Edited by - McQ on 03/06/2007 20:44:21 |
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Dave W.
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Randy
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USA
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Posted - 03/06/2007 : 21:21:33 [Permalink]
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A possible bumpersticker for his flock comes to mind...."My delusion can beat up your delusion".
I wonder...do you think other evangelists, while thinking of the so-called 'New jesus', are saying, "D'oh!....why didn't I make that claim first?" What religious twattle will next week bring? yawn..........
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McQ
Skeptic Friend
USA
258 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2007 : 21:23:05 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by Randy
A possible bumpersticker for his flock comes to mind...."My delusion can beat up your delusion".
I wonder...do you think other evangelists, while thinking of the so-called 'New jesus', are saying, "D'oh!....why didn't I make that claim first?" What religious twattle will next week bring? yawn..........
I thought the same thing. All those televangelists thinking they missed out on a golden opportunity. |
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Randy
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Posted - 03/06/2007 : 21:34:40 [Permalink]
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quote: Originally posted by McQ
I thought the same thing. All those televangelists thinking they missed out on a golden opportunity.
Course, the jealous tele-shitheels will hammer away on him to no end. There could be a silver lining in all of this fanatical tattooing....I predict some reporter dogging him will publish a photo of the 'New jesus' leaving a Motel 666 with none-other than a modern day working girl Mary Magdalene. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?" -Neil DeGrasse Tyson |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 03/06/2007 : 22:09:43 [Permalink]
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I'm just delighted that the Antichrist turned out not to be me or one of my friends.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/07/2007 : 00:11:00 [Permalink]
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To mine a quote: quote: "The same spirit that was in Jesus of Nazareth, and the same spirit is in me. He came to me. He [integrated] with my person in 1973." de Jesus says this happened when two angels came to him in a vision, and while he admits there's no real way for him to prove that he's Christ, he says his followers aren't asking for proof.
Not an unusual start for a cult. At the moment, this one seems relatively harmless, but that might not last. It might die a natural death, as most do, but there's no guarentee -- the perfidious Moonies and Scientologists come to mind.
Ultimatly, the esteemed Joe o'Jesus will die, either of natural causes or perhaps be wiped by some religious whacko from a more mainstream cult, and someone else will take over -- that's way too much influence (and gelt) to leave unattended. Meanwhile, I'd bet that he's coming out of this a very wealthy man, likely tax-free.
True Believers(tm) are funny folk.....
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beskeptigal
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/07/2007 : 02:28:05 [Permalink]
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Claiming to be the antechrist and planning to be the head of a one world government some day is pretty interesting. |
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marfknox
SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 03/07/2007 : 09:05:02 [Permalink]
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This makes me think of a quote I found in the conservapedia, from C. S. Lewis, giving one of his dumber reasons for believing in Christianity: "It has just that queer twist about it that real things have."
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Edited by - marfknox on 03/07/2007 09:05:44 |
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