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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2007 : 15:44:08 [Permalink]
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I don't even like pie.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
 Posted - 03/26/2007 : 15:47:45 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Vegeta
I'm not so sure. What we view as 'Pie' may not be considered Pie to someone from a different culture or time period. What I'm trying to say is that Pie is subjective. There may be no absolutes in terms of Pie at all, Pie may merely be an invention of society.
Are you kidding?
The creator of the universe so loved pie that he decreed that you could lay exactly pie pies around the circumference of another pie of the same size, exactly! This is concrete proof that the universe, and all the pies it contains, was intelligently designed.
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John's just this guy, you know. |
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pleco
SFN Addict
USA
2998 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2007 : 15:58:10 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
I don't even like pie.
INFIDEL! |
by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart. |
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tomk80
SFN Regular
Netherlands
1278 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2007 : 16:36:29 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by pleco
No, cherry is the true fruit. Follow the Cherry Pie!!
Unbeliever! Heretic! I see where you come from! Do not try to tempt me with that vile fruit, for it is of the deceiver!
Sure, it may look somewhat like a strawberry. But just because it is also red, does not mean it is good, as a strawberry. Indeed, the deceiver will often distort the teaching of the true pie, to tempt believers away from the true pie. But they will stray further and further from the true path.
Surely, they will say, for it is only one cherry, this will do no harm. And this way they will tempt the true believer, saying that the cherry and the strawberry are so much alike that they can both be enjoyed. And then they will say: "why not take a raspberry, for those also give much enjoyment". And this way, slowly, they will show their true colors, leading people away from the strawberry and (oh how I shudder by the thought) turn them into lovers of blackberries and blueberries, until the face of the deceived will have turned blue. And then there will be no forgiveness, for the disgrace of the blueberry can then be seen by all.
No! No, I say! Do not stray from the strawberry pie, for it is the only pie that is true and pure! |
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`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
1383 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2007 : 16:38:35 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by H. Humbert
I don't even like pie.
There is always going to be paetheists. |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 03/26/2007 : 17:06:16 [Permalink]
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Once I was told that pi R squared. This was not true. Everybody knows that pie are not squared. Pie are round; cornbread are squared...
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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