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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
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'Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.'
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I know the rent is in arrears
The dog has not been fed in years
It's even worse than it appears
But it's alright-
Jerry Garcia
Robert Hunter
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Edited by - Gorgo on 04/04/2007 06:20:00
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 07:36:10 [Permalink]
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| In the Swedish Big Brother a few years back, a few contestants tricked a Blonde into snorting fruit salt. |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
1536 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 07:45:08 [Permalink]
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| That reminded me of a funny thing that happened in college. I walked into a friends room where he and couple other guys were seated around an empty chair. So I walked in and sat down. As I sat down they start gestualting jerkily and making strangled sorts of mewing sounds. Finally, someone was able to talk and they told me I just sat in a pile of MDA (I think it was) that they were snorting. Well the natural reaction was to jump up and brush my butt off, which I did. |
If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know. |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
 Posted - 04/04/2007 : 08:01:27 [Permalink]
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Fly Agaric, ground and dried, and right out of my back yard.....
Not reccommended. 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 08:21:45 [Permalink]
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| If I answer that question, I'm gonna look almost as bad as Keith Richards... |
Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 13:53:59 [Permalink]
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Don't try this one at home, or anywhere.
I didn't snort them, but in or around 1964, I ate three commercial packets of white and blue morning glory seeds, after (if I recall rightly) reading a fascinating article in Scientific American by a certain Dr. Timothy Leary.
As I lay on my bed, sweating profusely, I hallucinated a series of glowing, multicolored concentric rings against blackness, and "knew" that I was at the center. All was well and right, and I felt exhilarated.
After an unmeasured interval, I became aware of a Darkness greater that blackness pressing against "my" outer ring of light. I was terrified. One ring after another was devoured by this inimical force, and my panic grew. Finally, my last central redoubt was overwhelmed, and there was nothingness.
Another interval passed. Then I suddenly saw a vividly glowing green leaf sprouting from nothing againt the darkness. The leaf sprouted another, and that one budded another, until there was a whole plant. And it was Good. I awoke, laying in sweat-soaked sheets.
I later learned that commercial flower seeds such as those I ate are laced with strychnine to deter pests. I learned that the seeds should have been soaked in water for many hours to get out the poison, then dried. I think my "trip" may haver almost killed me. But I did almost believe in reincarnation for a few months. This experience also made me both understand and avoid LSD in the hippy years that were soon to follow.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Randy
SFN Regular
USA
1990 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 14:09:48 [Permalink]
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http://www.playfuls.com/news_00002940_Keith_Richards_Dead_dad_snorting_comment_was_a_joke_.html
News flash/snort...Richards says comment was a joke taken seriously. I still think, yeah, he could have done it. |
"We are all connected; to each other biologically, to the earth chemically, to the rest of the universe atomically."
"So you're made of detritus [from exploded stars]. Get over it. Or better yet, celebrate it. After all, what nobler thought can one cherish than that the universe lives within us all?"
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 14:15:52 [Permalink]
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Yeah, I think he did it.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 14:32:47 [Permalink]
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Don't forget Ozzy:
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While on tour with Mötley Crüe, Osbourne (according to Mick Mars, their guitarist) got into a cocaine snorting contest with their bassist Nikki Sixx. He then proceeded to snort a line of ants from an anthill nearby.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
238 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 15:38:55 [Permalink]
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i dnno but the idea of snorting anything puts me right off. Dont like needles either. Guess im not cut out for class A drugs
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What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie
USA
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Posted - 04/04/2007 : 16:53:18 [Permalink]
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1) Keith Richards died in 1971.
The drugs has been moving the corpse ever since.
2) Keith Richards is the healthiest person alive because the toxicicy of his body due to drug use makes it uninhabitable by any germ.
3) PSA of Keith Richards saying "Don't do drugs". Response from viewers: "We can't, Keith. You did them all".
Yeah. Old jokes. Sorry. |
Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils
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marfknox
SFN Die Hard
USA
3739 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2007 : 17:41:56 [Permalink]
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| "Six Feet Under" (an HBO drama about a family that owns a funeral home) had an episode where a young woman died of a cocaine overdose and her friends have her cremated and then snort her ashes. But these were her dippy young friends, not exactly the same as snorting your own father's ashes. Guess the old saying that reality is even stranger than fiction holds true. |
"Too much certainty and clarity could lead to cruel intolerance" -Karen Armstrong
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Gorgo
SFN Die Hard
USA
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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 04/05/2007 : 05:30:07 [Permalink]
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quote:
Originally posted by Valiant Dancer
1) Keith Richards died in 1971.
The drugs has been moving the corpse ever since.
2) Keith Richards is the healthiest person alive because the toxicicy of his body due to drug use makes it uninhabitable by any germ.
3) PSA of Keith Richards saying "Don't do drugs". Response from viewers: "We can't, Keith. You did them all".
Yeah. Old jokes. Sorry.
Wow Three Stooges Syndrome, I thought Mr. Burns was the only one with that.
I never snorted anything worth mentioning, though Ive been to those places the Bene Gesserit will not look and I saw HalfMooner staring back at me.
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"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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Dude
SFN Die Hard
USA
6891 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2007 : 07:10:41 [Permalink]
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How high do you have to be to think that snorting the ashes of a dead person is a good idea?
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Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson
"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin
Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2007 : 07:27:30 [Permalink]
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As high as a Christian at Communion?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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What's the strangest thing you've snorted?
