Orwellingly Yurz
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 05/06/2007 : 09:26:55
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YO: WARNING! WARNING! TO ALL RESIDENTS OF, WHEREVER THEY ARE NOW, GREENSBURG, KANSAS!!
Bush Pledges Help for Tornado Victims 10:24 AM ET
WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Bush said Sunday that Americans' ''hearts are heavy'' for tornado victims in devastated Greensburg, Kan., and he expressed confidence the farming town will be rebuilt. //////// The President declared that he has re-appointed Michael Brown, who did a such a heckava job in the Katrina disaster in New Orleans, to lead the recovery effort.
Except for the town bar, Greensburg was totally destroy by an F4 tornado late last week in the flatlands of western Kansas. Although the President was dismayed by this quirk of fate, he said he was sure God had some unknown intention for sparing the small town's beer joint and would be in prayer about it. Mr. Bush indicated he would get back to the nation regarding what God says about what the President feels is an oversight on God's part.
Anonymous White House sources have indicated recently that Mr. Bush has shown displeasure with some of what God has been allowing to occur, and is thus making a strong effort from the Oval Office to get God right with the President.
Video and Eleven.
OOOOY!!
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SFN Die Hard
USA
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Posted - 05/06/2007 : 10:36:10 [Permalink]
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Bush has pledged help...? Greenburg's fucked on top of demolished.
But thank Daddy God, Baby Jesus and the Holy Haunt that the bar yet stands. At least they can still get a drink.
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and Crypto-Communist!
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