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filthy
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 05/22/2007 :  03:28:55  Show Profile Send filthy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Now you can protect the family jewels from cell phone radiation. All you've got to do is fork over 25 or so of the hard-earned for a set of silver-threaded, assuming they're not lying about the silver as well, skivvies!
If you thought donning tin foil caps was excessive, Isabodywear is out to make those contraptions looks mighty mild. While the debate about just how dangerous (or not) cellphone radiation is still rages on, there's certainly a paranoid sect that will snap up anything that claims to "protect them," and this Swiss garb maker is latching onto said opportunity.


Perhaps this belongs in Humor, and I thought of that, but it's not gonna be so funny when the suckers line up to buy this tripe and the grifters bank their should-be illicit profits. Ah, capitalism...

Q-Ray, anyone?




"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)

"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres


"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude

Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,

and Crypto-Communist!


Edited by - filthy on 05/22/2007 06:41:47

HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2007 :  06:03:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
If I bought a pair of those silver skivvies, I'd probably be struck by lightning on 'em, vaporizing them and a personal favorite part of me. Great conductor, silver.


Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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pleco
SFN Addict

USA
2998 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2007 :  06:59:13   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit pleco's Homepage Send pleco a Private Message  Reply with Quote
It probably also repels members of the opposite sex (or same sex depending on your inclination).

by Filthy
The neo-con methane machine will soon be running at full fart.
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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13477 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2007 :  08:18:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Their nuts! They should sack the guy who came up with this. Lucky for the world, we are here to expose the truth, and I think they will take their a fair share of lumps over this. Plus, it takes balls to sell skivvies at twenty-four dollars a pop, though I do suppose they could get the price down by offering some sort of package deal…

Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Dude
SFN Die Hard

USA
6891 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2007 :  13:38:10   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Dude a Private Message  Reply with Quote
some sort of package deal…


BOOOOOO!


Ignorance is preferable to error; and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing, than he who believes what is wrong.
-- Thomas Jefferson

"god :: the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument." - G. Carlin

Hope, n.
The handmaiden of desperation; the opiate of despair; the illegible signpost on the road to perdition. ~~ da filth
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Valiant Dancer
Forum Goalie

USA
4826 Posts

Posted - 05/22/2007 :  18:54:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Valiant Dancer's Homepage Send Valiant Dancer a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Dude

some sort of package deal…


BOOOOOO!




I second the BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Cthulhu/Asmodeus when you're tired of voting for the lesser of two evils

Brother Cutlass of Reasoned Discussion
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Boron10
Religion Moderator

USA
1266 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2007 :  12:31:51   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send Boron10 a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Kil

Their nuts! They should sack the guy who came up with this. Lucky for the world, we are here to expose the truth, and I think they will take their a fair share of lumps over this. Plus, it takes balls to sell skivvies at twenty-four dollars a pop, though I do suppose they could get the price down by offering some sort of package deal…
Emphasis added for the punning impared -- B10

Did I miss anything?

As Orwellingly Yurz would say, OY!
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Kil
Evil Skeptic

USA
13477 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2007 :  18:29:52   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Kil's Homepage  Send Kil an AOL message  Send Kil a Yahoo! Message Send Kil a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Originally posted by Boron10

Originally posted by Kil

Their nuts! They should sack the guy who came up with this. Lucky for the world, we are here to expose the truth, and I think they will take their a fair share of lumps over this. Plus, it takes balls to sell skivvies at twenty-four dollars a pop, though I do suppose they could get the price down by offering some sort of package deal…
Emphasis added for the punning impared -- B10

Did I miss anything?

As Orwellingly Yurz would say, OY!
You missed one, yes...


Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.

Why not question something for a change?

Genetic Literacy Project
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts

Posted - 05/23/2007 :  19:02:59   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
lumps?

Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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skeptic griggsy
Skeptic Friend

USA
77 Posts

Posted - 06/06/2007 :  08:51:37   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit skeptic griggsy's Homepage Send skeptic griggsy a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Gee, these supernaturalists and paranormalists love faith! They put forth phony facts.Dude, knows their thinking very well! What can we do to get others to really think? How do we use emotions to do so!

Fr. Griggs rests in his Socratic ignorance and humble naturalism. Logic is the bane of theists.Religion is mythinformation. Reason saves, not a dead Galilean fanatic.
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