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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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 Posted - 06/08/2007 : 12:29:07
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Our good friends at the Creation Mix & Match have hit an entirely unanticipated snag. It would seem that all of the featured players are not as godly as might be prefered. Creationist actor's porno past is 'revealed' RAW STORY
Published: Friday June 8, 2007
In a video shown at a new museum purporting to demonstrate how God created the universe, actor Eric Linden portrays Adam breathing life's first breath.
A jaunt around the Internet shows Linden posing alongside a drag queen on an explicit Web site he owned called Bedroom Acrobat, the Associated Press reports. The Web site allows its network of members to post explicit stories and photos, AP reports.
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I really don't see what the shouting's about. It looks to me like the above would make as good an introductory scene for a porn flick as any, and, if the actor is any good, they should just go with it. Give the customers something other than blather for their 20 bucks.
Hammy baby, you are really too much! 
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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Rubicon95
Skeptic Friend
USA
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 12:46:54 [Permalink]
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Lord Forgive me.
Cue the Barry White music!
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Dave W.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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 Posted - 06/08/2007 : 16:41:13 [Permalink]
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Thank you for finding this humorous sideshow along the midway of Ham's De-education Circus, Filthy!
The last thing Ham should have done was to hire a guy like Eric Linden, who has demonstrated publicly that he's a sexual human being, to portray Adam.
Actor Eric Linden.
It would have been much safer to hire a guy like Kirk Cameron.
Has-been actor and
Creationist Kirk Cameron.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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| Edited by - HalfMooner on 06/08/2007 16:43:18 |
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Vegeta
Skeptic Friend
United Kingdom
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 16:52:40 [Permalink]
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| eve is hot, BTW i stole her bottom half |
What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen a pink shirt before?
"I was asked if I would do a similar sketch but focusing on the shortcomings of Islam rather than Christianity. I said, 'No, no I wouldn't. I may be an atheist but I'm not stupid.'" - Steward Lee |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 17:49:59 [Permalink]
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This, coming hard on the heels of the coconut-eating T. rex as well as other creationist shenanigans is more than than any sober man, woman or child should be asked to witness. You just can't make this stuff up, and I wish that I could. My career in comedy would flourish and my fortune would be made.
On a distantly related note, I found this at No answers in Genesis: T. rex analysis supports dino-bird link
Technique pioneers method for studying biology of extinct species
For the first time, researchers have read what they say is the biological signature of a tyrannosaur a signature that confirms the increasingly accepted view that modern birds are the descendants of dinosaurs.
The signature doesn't come from studying the shape of the 68 million-year-old dinosaur's fossilized bones, but from analyzing the organic material found inside those bones. It's not DNA despite what you've seen in movies like "Jurassic Park," that genetic
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Pass the gravy...
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 22:40:39 [Permalink]
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Neat stuff, Fil! I love how science is always ready, based upon evidence, to overturn -- or promote to theory -- its hypotheses.
Jack Horner... ... said he would embark on a world-girdling series of expeditions this summer to see if further samples could be found.
All of our morphological hypotheses based on fossils need to be tested. Every one of them, said Horner, a paleontologist at Montana State University and the Museum of the Rockies. |
Thomas Holtz:| "Once more of them get sampled, then we can start being able to compare the extinct with the extinct," he said. "Then they could really support, or overturn, previous hypotheses. The results of this paper aren't so much that they have made an important contribution to our understanding of T. rex or mastodons, but rather that they are opening a window into an entirely new approach to these fossils." |
Horner, again...| ... told journalists that the findings already have strengthened the dinosaur-bird connection: "It's the first way we can test the hypothesis of relationships. ... This is a test, and we have failed to falsify that dinosaurs and birds are related. It changes our hypothesis to a theory now." |
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Hawks
SFN Regular
Canada
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Posted - 06/08/2007 : 23:38:17 [Permalink]
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| Should we expect verlch to show up and claim that if evolution was true, then we should expect to find half-formed species (like Adam and Eve above) in the fossil record? |
METHINKS IT IS LIKE A WEASEL
It's a small, off-duty czechoslovakian traffic warden! |
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 06/09/2007 : 02:49:44 [Permalink]
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Well, we've done the lack of corpses to death so let's move on to another stinker: what might Nessie eat and is the loch bountiful enough to keep her and her siblings (gotta be a population, remember) fat & happy?
As the prevailing conjecture is of a plesiosaur, then it's necessary to look at those ancient reptile's diets. Contrary to popular belief, many, perhaps most of them were not fish-eaters.
Long-Necked Sea Reptiles Had Unexpected Diet, Fossils Show
James Owen
for National Geographic News
October 6, 2005
The fossilized last meals of two giant marine reptiles show the ancient animals used their long necks to trawl for clams, snails, and crabs along the seabed, according to a new study.
The discovery, based on the remains of two plesiosaurs unearthed in Queensland, Australia, challenges the long-held idea that these impressive ocean predators targeted only fish, squid, and other free-swimming prey.
Study co-author Alex Cook, assistant curator of fossils at the Queensland Museum, says the team was surprised by the fossilized sea creatures' last meals, eaten between 100 and 110 million years ago.
"Throughout the stomach region [of one specimen] were bits of broken clam and snail shell," Cook said. "There was also a fossilized food mass from the intestine, which was basically a solid lump of broken shell.
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Does the loch contain enough shellfish and marine vermiforms, and the like (I rather doubt it)? And if it is indeed a fish-eater, could those stocks maintain the creatures?
And now I'm off to do a little fishing of my own.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist!
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InvisibleFriend
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JohnOAS
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Australia
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Posted - 06/11/2007 : 20:59:30 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by InvisibleFriend
I'm so embarrassed to live in Kentucky.
Image snipped by JohnOAS
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Hmm, I reckon it'd be funnier (and less ambiguous) if your tagline was:
"God is great, but a bit stringy"
Or
"God is great, but taste's a bit like chicken"
Or you could go a little more out there with:
"God is great, but stringy theory"
(I figure as long as we're allowing the ingestion of omnipotent beings, there would be no fowl(sorry) in allowing T-Rex to have a go at a chicken)
BTW, Welcome to SFN. Unless it's a drive-by marketing ploy, in which case, you, you're mate, your're BBQ (and your T-shirt), piss off! 
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Trish
SFN Addict
USA
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Posted - 06/11/2007 : 21:00:22 [Permalink]
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Welcome to SFN Invisible Friend.
Filthy - Nessy eats chickens - chickens are good. |
...no one has ever found a 4.5 billion year old stone artifact (at the right geological stratum) with the words "Made by God."
No Sense of Obligation by Matt Young
"Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I consider the capacity for it terrifying and vile!"
Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.
They (Women Marines) don't have a nickname, and they don't need one. They get their basic training in a Marine atmosphere, at a Marine Post. They inherit the traditions of the Marines. They are Marines.
LtGen Thomas Holcomb, USMC
Commandant of the Marine Corps, 1943
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
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Posted - 06/11/2007 : 22:09:48 [Permalink]
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Well, I liked it just as it is, InvisibleFriend. And that's not entirelt because I think datirists have to defend one another. I swear.
And welcome to SFN. May being bashed by critics not be your last experience here.
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Oh please...., I can't stand much more!
