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TOR Hershman
Not Funny
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
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JohnOAS
SFN Regular
Australia
800 Posts |
 Posted - 07/09/2007 : 18:01:00 [Permalink]
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Having been bitten by Tor's "art" before, I knew better and had the video on a second monitor while also reading the news, so he didn't outright steal 4 minutes of my life this time.
I think the warning could be better put:
"Warning: May contain traces of art. Does contain copious quantities of painful singing and kitschy video transitions."
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John's just this guy, you know. |
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 07/09/2007 : 18:19:53 [Permalink]
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| Having been bitten by Tor's "art" before, I knew better and had the video on a second monitor while also reading the news, so he didn't outright steal 4 minutes of my life this time. |
I too have seen one of TOR's groovin safari videos - so I didn't bother to look at it....
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If I knew then what I know now then I would know more now than I know. |
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
 Posted - 07/09/2007 : 18:40:18 [Permalink]
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Why TOR?
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
2418 Posts |
 Posted - 07/09/2007 : 19:08:46 [Permalink]
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Boobies!!!
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
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Posted - 07/09/2007 : 19:11:21 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Kil
Why TOR?
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Did you read the synopsis on the right of the you-tube?
"Latest scientific research indicates that lack of human male ejaculation is a leading contributor to the formation of prostarte cancer."
"I hope this video helps prevent neeedless cancer deaths."
Remind me never to go to an art museum with TOR.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
4574 Posts |
Posted - 07/09/2007 : 21:38:57 [Permalink]
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Nope, not even titties can make me listen to that singing longer than 1.3 seconds. Sorry, I tried.
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"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2007 : 05:30:46 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
Boobies!!!
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Boobies, you say? P'raps I'd better open it after all.
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"What luck for rulers that men do not think." -- Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945)
"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
"The default position of human nature is to punch the other guy in the face and take his stuff." ~~ Dude
Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
and Crypto-Communist! 
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TOR Hershman
Not Funny
51 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2007 : 06:21:43 [Permalink]
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It's all about the words.....
and here are the words written by the Slave Trader
"Amazing Grace"
"Amazing grace, how sweet the sound
That sav'd a wretch like me!
I once was lost, but now am found,
Was blind, but now I see.
'Twas grace that taught my heart to fear,
And grace my fears reliev'd;
How precious did that grace appear,
The hour I first believ'd!
Thro' many dangers, toils and snares,
I have already come;
'Tis grace has brought me safe thus far,
And grace will lead me home.
The Lord has promis'd good to me,
His word my hope secures;
He will my shield and portion be,
As long as life endures.
Yes, when this flesh and heart shall fail,
And mortal life shall cease;
I shall possess, within the veil,
A life of joy and peace.
The earth shall soon dissolve like snow,
The sun forbear to shine;
But God, who call'd me here below,
Will be forever mine."
[John Newton, Olney Hymns, 1779]
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Now moi's wee lyrics
"Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace"
"Amazing Grace how sweet her mounds
she gave a wretch like me
dick once was soft but now is sound
so hard I can not pee
‘twas Grace who pulled my heart so near
right next to her cleavage
so sexy did hot Grace appear
D-cup, I do believe
Though many hooters, sweet and bare
already made me cum
Grace has humped me the best so far
Grace's grace graced my bone
My load has squirted out of me
goo goes splat on the floor
then Grace makes me again horny
no need for pills, for sure
I hope when flesh and heart shall fail
and all of life shall cease
when mortician lifts up my veil
he views a worn-out piece
Earth, eons hence, dissolves like snow
the sun, red giant shine
but right here, right now, I do know
Grace made my twine feel fine."
Moi? Protesting Nudity?
As the National Lampoon stated many moon ago, "Every good Buddhist will tell you that all girls are naked, under their clothes.
Stay on Groovin' (Yeah, lots of glands) Safari,
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Kil
Evil Skeptic
USA
13477 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2007 : 07:19:51 [Permalink]
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TOR Hershman:
It's all about the words..... |
Thanks for clearing that up….
And speaking of clearing things up, did you know there are products that are very effective in clearing up unsightly acne that plagues adolescents?
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Uncertainty may make you uncomfortable. Certainty makes you ridiculous.
Why not question something for a change?
Genetic Literacy Project |
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furshur
SFN Regular
USA
1536 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2007 : 07:22:00 [Permalink]
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TOR, I am sure there are quite a few boys in middle school that would find those lyrics very funny and provocative. Well maybe grade school.
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JEROME DA GNOME
BANNED
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 Posted - 07/10/2007 : 07:30:34 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Kil
TOR Hershman:
It's all about the words..... |
Thanks for clearing that up….
And speaking of clearing things up, did you know there are products that are very effective in clearing up unsightly acne that plagues adolescents?
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In addition to preventing prostate cancer, this video also clears acne.
Before watching video
After watching video
As we can all see, this video needs to be disseminated throughout society so as to prevent both acne and prostrate cancer!
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard
USA
4907 Posts |
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Original_Intent
SFN Regular
USA
609 Posts |
Posted - 07/12/2007 : 06:47:31 [Permalink]
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Self-promotin is spam.
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"Tor Hershman's Amazing Grace" @ YouTube
