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BigPapaSmurf
SFN Die Hard
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Posted - 07/10/2007 : 10:13:02 [Permalink]
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| Where exactly do I sign up for this conspiracy, Im all for it! |
"...things I have neither seen nor experienced nor heard tell of from anybody else; things, what is more, that do not in fact exist and could not ever exist at all. So my readers must not believe a word I say." -Lucian on his book True History
"...They accept such things on faith alone, without any evidence. So if a fraudulent and cunning person who knows how to take advantage of a situation comes among them, he can make himself rich in a short time." -Lucian critical of early Christians c.166 AD From his book, De Morte Peregrini |
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leoofno
Skeptic Friend
USA
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 Posted - 07/10/2007 : 10:43:38 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Original_Intent
Man to get to the truth we will need something foolproof.... As you know...
NOOOOOOOOOBUDDY ESCAPES THE SPANISH INQUISITION
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Oh good Lord. It's "NOBODY EXPECTS" the Spanish Inquisition. Geeez. |
"If you're not terrified, you're not paying attention." Eric Alterman
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JEROME DA GNOME
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 Posted - 07/10/2007 : 18:57:49 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by BigPapaSmurf
Where exactly do I sign up for this conspiracy, Im all for it!
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I think you have been signed up for a while now.
You can come back to the light from the dark.
Join me in my celebration of my extraordinary wit and intellectual capacity that is so massive as to be indescribable.
Being a Smurf you are half way there to the promised land.
Follow me!
The land where gnomes and smurfs frolic.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
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Posted - 07/10/2007 : 19:06:39 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
Join me in my celebration of my extraordinary wit and intellectual capacity that is so massive as to be indescribable.
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So if you were a God you could create a rock so BIG that you couldn't move it? (G. Carlin) |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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JEROME DA GNOME
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 Posted - 07/10/2007 : 20:02:23 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by moakley
Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
Join me in my celebration of my extraordinary wit and intellectual capacity that is so massive as to be indescribable.
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So if you were a God you could create a rock so BIG that you couldn't move it? (G. Carlin)
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No God am I. Only the most brilliant and humorous gnome in the history of the world!
I do know that if you were not in a forest and a tree fell down you would not hear it.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 04:42:40 [Permalink]
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| Will the moderator please move this thread to the humour section where it belongs? |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3
"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse
Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 07/11/2007 : 07:31:37 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
Will the moderator please move this thread to the humour section where it belongs?
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Once again, proof of the conspiracy to censor the truth!
The truth is no laughing matter!
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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moakley
SFN Regular
USA
1888 Posts |
Posted - 07/11/2007 : 11:02:32 [Permalink]
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delusion
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Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 07/11/2007 : 18:47:35 [Permalink]
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I guess the grass is always greener in Gnome Land
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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moakley
SFN Regular
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Posted - 07/11/2007 : 18:59:08 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by JEROME DA GNOME
I guess the grass is always greener in Gnome Land
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Must be the type of fertilizer that you spread. |
Life is good
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous |
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JEROME DA GNOME
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Posted - 07/11/2007 : 19:06:07 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by moakley
Must be the type of fertilizer that you spread.
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Now that is humor!
Thanks!
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way. - Bertrand Russell |
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Gnome Censorship Conspiracy
