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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard
USA
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 Posted - 08/16/2007 : 21:01:26 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by Kil
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Figures. But he broke the hastily thrown-together rules.
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I'll bite.
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Dave wrote:
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/16/2007 : 21:06:21 [Permalink]
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Ack. I did not read the whole message. Too late? Should I delete them now?
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/17/2007 : 04:01:33 [Permalink]
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Dave, I've now emailed you three copies of a new version, similar to the first in concept. Let counterfeiters use the old version.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 08/18/2007 : 21:32:26 [Permalink]
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By the way, Mooner, while I think your entry is funny as hell…The "Post of the Month" award should be an image of a keyboard that's on fire and smoking, and it must include the words "Post of the Month." Also, I'll accept JPG, GIF OR PNG formats, it doesn't have to be all three. |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 00:32:56 [Permalink]
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Jeeze, I must really hate to read instructions.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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filthy
SFN Die Hard
USA
14408 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 06:39:05 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Jeeze, I must really hate to read instructions.
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I too, hate instructions. All they do is make things more complcated and confusing. On account of instructions, I still haven't gotten my grand-daughter's Chris'mas bicycle put together!
I did like your images, though. May I suggest something sitting on the post? Like a truely unique bird to set off the unique thoughts, mayhap?
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"If only we could impeach on the basis of criminal stupidity, 90% of the Rethuglicans and half of the Democrats would be thrown out of office." ~~ P.Z. Myres
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Brother Boot Knife of Warm Humanitarianism,
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 07:00:48 [Permalink]
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I love the bird. It's gotta be one of the funniest goddamn things I've seen for months.
I don't think my "post" ideas are legal by the contest rules. As I'm busy with a new Chick "translation" right now, I may as well leave it to someone else to do the burning keyboard thing.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend
Sweden
9688 Posts |
Posted - 08/19/2007 : 13:43:05 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
I propose we sell our own branded bottled water. We'd be idiots not to cash in on this scam:
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It should read:
"(DiHydrogenMonoOxide) DHMO-enhanced" |
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 01:15:35 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dr. Mabuse
It should read:
"(DiHydrogenMonoOxide) DHMO-enhanced"
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If we wanna sell this stuff, we sure don't want to scare away the "natural" types, who would avoid any water made up of such a scary chemical compound.
Reminds me of a poem I heard in High School Chemistry:
Little Willy was a whiz.
Little Willy is no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
Was H2SO4.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 01:28:40 [Permalink]
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Okay, I've submitted another "Post of the Month" graphic candidate. This one, maybe even legal under the microfascist rules here.
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“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
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The Rat
SFN Regular
Canada
1370 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 06:28:28 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
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You could make it lighter and thereby save on shipping costs if you sold it as homeopathic water. Or howzabout a wee packet of powdered water? Great for backpackers! |
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GeeMack
SFN Regular
USA
1093 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 07:51:42 [Permalink]
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Reminds me of commercially available hummingbird nectar. To make hummingbird food at home you boil a cup of water, remove it from the heat, and add a quarter cup of sugar. Yes, as simple as that. But you don't have to go through all that trouble. You can actually buy hummingbird food. There are generally two kinds available. One type is a liquid. The instructions on the package tell you to add a measured amount of sugar. And the other type, a powder, which you are supposed to mix with a certain amount of water. Any guesses as to the actual ingredients in either of these products? 
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 09:13:41 [Permalink]
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Back over 20 years ago, my friends and I decided that we could probably make millions selling empty cans, so long as we labelled them with some foreign name, like "Rien" (in script, of course), which is French for "nothing."
We never did put our plans into motion, though. Too much homework in high school. |
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Dave W.
Info Junkie
USA
26022 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 09:16:48 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by HalfMooner
Okay, I've submitted another "Post of the Month" graphic candidate. This one, maybe even legal under the microfascist rules here. |
Perhaps my intent wasn't clear. I want an award which says, "this post is so good, the author's keyboard must have caught fire." Sorta the modern, Internet equivalent of a radio news item that's "burning up the airwaves." |
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HalfMooner
Dingaling
Philippines
15831 Posts |
Posted - 08/20/2007 : 09:39:15 [Permalink]
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Originally posted by Dave W.
Originally posted by HalfMooner
Okay, I've submitted another "Post of the Month" graphic candidate. This one, maybe even legal under the microfascist rules here. |
Perhaps my intent wasn't clear. I want an award which says, "this post is so good, the author's keyboard must have caught fire." Sorta the modern, Internet equivalent of a radio news item that's "burning up the airwaves."
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Well, I'm determined to provide you with very possible misinterpreation that I can come up with. You mean, I now presume, a 140 x 140 max graphic that doesn't show a burning keyboard, but just talks about it, using that actual text, plus, says "Post of the Month"?
If I understood that, I suspect the text would have to be unreadbly tiny, though I'll find out for sure in a couple of minutes.
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