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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
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Posted - 08/15/2007 :  20:59:48  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Started playing around with these in chat, thought it would make a good thread.

1. You are so messed up, your mitochondrial DNA is the same as your cellular DNA.
2. Your head is so thick, it blocks neutrinos.
3. Your head is such a huge void, not even Hawking Radiation has been observed.

Anyone want to try a few?
Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov

H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts
Posted - 08/15/2007 :  21:11:42   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Your ass is so fat, it's ready to collapse into a singularity.
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
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Dr. Mabuse
Septic Fiend

Sweden
9688 Posts
Posted - 08/16/2007 :  14:08:25   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Dr. Mabuse an ICQ Message Send Dr. Mabuse a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're so fast a Plank Epoch makes you yawn.

or perhaps it should be,

You're so impatient a Plank Epoch makes you grumpy.
Dr. Mabuse - "When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape..."
Dr. Mabuse whisper.mp3

"Equivocation is not just a job, for a creationist it's a way of life..." Dr. Mabuse

Support American Troops in Iraq:
Send them unarmed civilians for target practice..
Collateralmurder.
Edited by - Dr. Mabuse on 08/16/2007 14:09:46
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26022 Posts
Posted - 08/16/2007 :  17:16:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're so dense, your parents named you Iridium.
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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HalfMooner
Dingaling

Philippines
15831 Posts
Posted - 08/16/2007 :  22:07:30   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send HalfMooner a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Neither new nor original, but I sometimes use it: "I consider it unsporting to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."
“Biology is just physics that has begun to smell bad.” —HalfMooner
Here's a link to Moonscape News, and one to its Archive.
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moakley
SFN Regular

USA
1888 Posts
Posted - 08/19/2007 :  10:26:36   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send moakley a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You continue to be so far off the mark that I can detect a distinct red shift in your aura.
Life is good

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned. -Anonymous
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts
Posted - 08/19/2007 :  10:47:02   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Are you an airhead? Well, let's just say you could breathe comfortably in the Mesosphere.
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts
Posted - 08/19/2007 :  11:37:57   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Yo mama's so old, they gotta use K-Ar dating to find her birth date.
Your so volatile, you make mercury look like nothing.
Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26022 Posts
Posted - 08/19/2007 :  12:06:07   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're so ignorant, you think a millipede is a tenth of a centipede.
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26022 Posts
Posted - 08/19/2007 :  12:13:17   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
Your head is so empty your intracranial pressure should be measured in nanotorrs.
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
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Why not question something for a change?
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Ricky
SFN Die Hard

USA
4907 Posts
Posted - 08/19/2007 :  14:55:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Send Ricky an AOL message Send Ricky a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're so dumb, you hide in a discrete math class.
Why continue? Because we must. Because we have the call. Because it is nobler to fight for rationality without winning than to give up in the face of continued defeats. Because whatever true progress humanity makes is through the rationality of the occasional individual and because any one individual we may win for the cause may do more for humanity than a hundred thousand who hug their superstitions to their breast.
- Isaac Asimov
Edited by - Ricky on 08/19/2007 14:55:38
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H. Humbert
SFN Die Hard

USA
4574 Posts
Posted - 08/20/2007 :  19:31:32   [Permalink]  Show Profile Send H. Humbert a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're so stupid you once failed a Turing test.
"A man is his own easiest dupe, for what he wishes to be true he generally believes to be true." --Demosthenes

"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool." --Richard P. Feynman

"Face facts with dignity." --found inside a fortune cookie
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Dave W.
Info Junkie

USA
26022 Posts
Posted - 08/20/2007 :  19:46:26   [Permalink]  Show Profile  Visit Dave W.'s Homepage Send Dave W. a Private Message  Reply with Quote
You're so old, your parents were australopithecines.
- Dave W. (Private Msg, EMail)
Evidently, I rock!
Why not question something for a change?
Visit Dave's Psoriasis Info, too.
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